30 July 2020

"Portrait of a Mentor"

by Alan Geller

[Theater is ephemeral, and many theater workers leave little behind, except perhaps in the memories of those who associated with them.  On the web it’s sometimes easier to find information even about obscure figures, but I could find almost nothing about my acting teacher, Elizabeth Dillon, who died a few decades ago.  Then, to my delight, I found the article below, which gives a vivid impression of that quirky teacher who for me was an absolute lifesaver in the area of acting. I have used what I learned practically every day since I had her class, and I will always be grateful to her.  Besides, she was fun. Meet Elizabeth!  Kirk Woodward

[Alan Geller’s profile of esteemed acting teacher Elizabeth Dillon was originally published on 10 February 2016 on LinkedIn, the business and employment-oriented online service.]

You are a character actor trapped in the body of an ingénue. You won’t be ready to work in this business for thirty years.

With those words, my acting teacher, Elizabeth Dillon, whom I adored, dropped the curtain on my dream. It was an ordinary Tuesday night in the windowless basement room that we called rehearsal space in HB Studio on Bank Street in Manhattan’s West Village. It was March 1980, I’d been acting for seven years, and I had just turned twenty-two.

Then she turned to the whole class and said, “If there is anything else in the world that you are interested in, please do it. To be an actor, you must be obsessed. You mustn’t be able to think of anything else. It is too hard to do if you aren’t completely focused. Totally, completely focused.” - Alice Melott, Everything in its own time

This is a portrait of my mentor that I've wanted to write for some time. I only hope that I do the late great Elizabeth Dillon justice in this caricature of an unforgettable teacher and artist.

To get a sense of who Elizabeth Dillon was you'd need to start with someone that was a poster child for the cause of chain-smoking Marlboro cigarettes lit from a cheap plastic Bic lighter. Combine that with a woman that strongly resembled the particular stand-in photo of Annie Lennox wearing sunglasses above. While born in Long Island, New York, Elizabeth spoke with a clipped British accent and carried herself with the regal demeanor of television and film star Diana Rigg in the role of a judge, or hosting an episode of Mystery, a British television show. (See video above). Elizabeth had quite a bit more edge though - she could be extremely formidable at times.

Elizabeth ruled the basement studio (the school's best classroom in my opinion) of New York City's HB Studio's main building in Greenwich Village like royalty. She taught beginner, intermediate and advanced acting scene study and technique classes five times per week and was a contemporary of Herbert Berghof's (The HB of HB Studios). I saw Herbert in a dated play set well over a century ago called Easter, by Augustus Strindberg and it was simply the greatest onstage performance that I'd ever witnessed.

As Elizabeth would say, “When you play a character, it demands no more than what's required in real life - but no less either.” Herbert brought such a remarkable, full, physical and psychological life (including a scene-stealing cough that his character, a landlord had that you'd swear was real) onstage that he made the other actors that he shared the stage with look like stiff, wooden marionettes that could talk. It was like watching a creature from another, more intellectually advanced planet communicating with a lower level of humanity. 

Inspired, I made a decision on the spot to become a professional actor and to study acting at HB Studio.

Elizabeth came recommended by my friend and a former student of hers because unlike Berghof and his wife Uta Hagen who taught working actors and accepted students through a grueling audition process, she accepted beginners like me and taught “the craft” of acting. 

The students, some of whom looked like severe outcasts from music videos, others who were full-time students at the school and others that were corporate types that wanted to try their hand at acting sat in the back “audience section” of the cool, dark basement studio facing a curtain three quarters of the way across the room that had numerous pieces of furniture and props behind it that were used for our scene work. 

Elizabeth sat in the middle of the studio off to the far right behind a wooden teacher's desk that allowed her to address the seated students as well as the scene work up front from an equal vantage point. Prior to her arrival, the desk was “arranged” by an assistant like a Broadway stage set with a cheap gold ashtray, a pack of Marlboro cigarettes, a back-up book of matches in case her Bic lighter didn't work, a yellow legal pad and an ice-cold can of Coca-Cola. When Elizabeth arrived, she'd typically place some books and plays on the desk that she'd refer to intently while smoking. 

As you can already tell, Elizabeth wasn't everyone's cup of tea. Most acting teachers at HB Studios asked you to pair up with another student and they'd have you go off during the week and rehearse an acting scene that you'd agree on (sometimes without the teacher's involvement) and expect you to come in, perform in front of the class and patiently wait for the teacher's comments and criticism.  

Not so with Elizabeth. She provided her students with her home phone number and when you needed a scene assignment, you were expected to call her Sunday evenings between 6 PM and 8 PM for both scene and scene partner assignments (unless you were doing a monologue). During those calls she'd call you ”Dahling,” talk up your partner: ”Oh, she's wonderful, Dahling,” and give you some tidbits about the play, the specific scene and the characters that you were assigned.  

Here's how things worked in the class: Once Elizabeth arrived and settled in, she'd announce the names of the students that she wanted to perform in front of the class along with the name of the play that they were doing a scene from. The chosen students got up and set the stage area and while doing so Elizabeth would light a cigarette with her cheap Bic lighter, open up her copy of the scene that was about to be presented and we'd sit in silence as she intently studied the scene (as if in a trance) while puffing away, scribbling notes onto the legal pad and nodding her head as if to silently say: “Got it. Um Hmm. Yes; or shaking it from side to side to say No.” After about five minutes of this she'd straighten up, look directly at the class and go into an intro monologue that very much resembled what you see in the Diana Rigg Mystery video above. Then she'd say: “Alan and Susan; take all the time you need. . .  And whenever YOU'RE ready.”

If there was one quote that I'd attribute to Elizabeth Dillon, that was it:

“Take All The Time You Need. . .  And Whenever YOU’RE Ready.”

As the actors performed their scenes there'd be more furious head nodding and shaking while Elizabeth appeared to internalize the action while furiously scribbling down notes on her yellow legal pad. To see this was to observe active listening at its finest.

After you completed your scene you could either stand in the stage area in the middle of your set and converse with her or sit down in one of the two chairs set up across her desk and face her interrogation head on. All of this was done right in front of the entire class which could see and hear everything. 

If a particular scene were poor Elizabeth would ask: “Did you rehearse Dahlings?” If the actors said yes, she'd ask “How often?” “Once,” was the typical reply. “It shows babies. It shows.”

“Conflict fuels the scene,” she'd say. “It's your friend.”

She'd tell us to break each scene down to “beats” or bite-sized chunks based on a character's motivation. 

I learned more about discipline from this particular acting teacher than from practically anyone else that I had come across up until that time. Much of what I learned from Elizabeth about focus, taking pride in one's work, gaining a rock solid understanding of your subject matter, cutting through B.S. has carried over into my current profession of the recruitment and placement of corporate professionals.

 I spent years studying on and off with Elizabeth, slowly progressing to her intermediate and eventually advanced “Invitation Only” Friday evening class designed for working actors. One year my classmates put on an Academy Awards type show for the students and I won a “Dilly Award” named in Elizabeth's honor for a realistic monologue that I did. Another year she selected me to be her assistant in exchange for a free class and it became my job to neatly arrange her desk with the Marlboro cigarettes, gold ashtray and Coca-Cola which were constants in her life.   

Eventually I had observed Elizabeth's entire catalog of scenes and knew what she was going to say before she said it.

I recall one day when she arrived late, when I took her seat behind her desk and did an Elizabeth Dillon impression for the class that had everyone in stitches. She stepped in while I was in the middle of my impersonation and laughed along with everyone else. Around that time I knew that I needed to move on both to doing professional work as well as to another teacher (which is a story for another post).

Years later my university's speech and debate club invited me to represent them as a judge at a High School debate competition for non-debate categories such as poetry reading and “Oral Interpretation of Drama and Prose.” In the final round I was one of three university-age judges in the room (think of Simon Cowell's role on X Factor) and I decided to channel Elizabeth. How? I looked at the contestants before they started and told them to:

“Take all the time you need. . .  And whenever YOU'RE ready.”

[Geller is a sales and leasing consultant at Princeton Audi Volkswagen,  His LinkedIn profile of his acting teacher was followed by a slew of comments from other former students of Elizabeth Dillon.  I’ve cherry-picked some of the responses to post as an afterword to Geller’s memoir. 

[Before I post them, however, let me pass on Kirk’s final remark about having been an Elizabeth Dillon student:

I always wanted to take Elizabeth’s class again, to see if I’d gotten any better at acting, but I never did.  I wrote her a few times, though, and always got a letter back.  Her last one to me was signed, “Elizabeth the Mad.”  She knew I’d understand.

[And now, those other comments.  ~Rick

Neal King, LCSW, CHT
Strength-Based Motivational Psychotherapist; Developer of Thought Management Programs; Clinical Hypnotherapist; Author

I also recall Elizabeth Dillon in the early 90’s. I was in that basement class. I even got to be one of her pet note-takers on the first day of class as well as drive her home many nights after class. As she had me write the student names down and she chatted with each for a few minutes she would whisper several descriptive words that I would jot next to their names.  This was her way to recall a bit about each person and assign scenes.  Some of the whispers included, “bovine”, “tall”, etc.  We loved her.  A classmate and I formed a theater group with other classmates and Elizabeth came to all our shows.  If anyone remembers me in their class - please say hello!

Joseph Dobrian        
Owner, Dobrian, Frances, Bowie, & Long

I also studied with her in the early 90s. She was drinking regular Sprite then. She was very good with beginners, in that she would train out of you the mistakes that all baby actors make (“indicating,” for example). What I didn’t like about her was, first, she insisted that there was only one way to play any scene: her way. If you played it just the way she would have played it, fine; if you tried it any other way, woe betide you. This was especially a problem because in a few cases, she would fail to grasp what was really going on in a scene, and would instruct you to play it wrong -- which you had to do, even though you knew better. Second, she had her favorites. She would deify some students and ignore others; if you weren’t one of her favorites, you would maybe perform at the end of the session, but more usually not at all -- even if you had put an X on your card to show that you hadn’t been called on the week before. “If you have the X on your card, you get to go next week -- guaranteed.” I once got fed up with her and told her, “OK, now we all know what your damn guarantees are worth,” and she didn’t mess with me after that. But in 1993, I produced and starred in my own play, Off-Broadway. A good play, if I say so myself, and it did OK for a first play by an unknown. But when I told Elizabeth about the upcoming show, all she said was, “Oh, nobody’ll come to it.” When I heard she was dead, I remembered that it wan’t nice to say anything bad about the dead, so I just said good.

Celia Bressack
Dues Mgr at NYCity Bar

“It wasn’t a gift...it was a loan!!!” Yes, she was an original...and had moved on to Diet Sprite by the time I studied with her in the early 90s - wed, and then the friday class. It was my class that discovered her passing, when she...who NEVER MISSED A CLASS - NO MATTER THE WEATHER...did not turn up for class. She was found by a cop and a former key student/friend, surrounded in her bed by well worn editions of the plays we were doing scenes from for class Friday night. I have many ladies rooms memories of her right before class. She’d be there, reapplying her lipstick and powdering her face. Always lips and powder! I believe she found her calling as a teacher because she may have suffered from stage fright - but class was definitely her “show” and time to shine! Thank you for remembering her so beautifully - weren’t we lucky!

Dupé Adeoye
Change Management & Performance Improvement Leader: Culture; Diversity, Leadership, Entrepreneurship Skills Development

How many times did I peruse this? “Once?”....... “Take all the time you need... And whenever YOU’RE ready.” “I learned from Elizabeth about focus, taking pride in one’s work, gaining a rock solid understanding of your subject matter, cutting through B.S. has carried over into my current profession of the recruitment and placement of corporate professionals.” “... An Elizabeth Dillon impression for the class that had everyone in stitches. She stepped in while I was in the middle of my impersonation and laughed along with everyone else.” ... It takes a special kind of person with self belief to laugh along! .. A glimpse into the past ...lessons for the future too, with admiration and respect. “When they made her (Elizabeth Dillon), they broke the mold.”....The principles that she instilled lives on.... Thank you for sharing. I will add a quote that you’ll recognise too “.... This isn’t a race. This IS about quality.” All the time needed.... a soul searching timeout too. Alan, Thank you. You’ve taken me full circle. ... Time for the next steps.

[As readers can readily see, I didn’t edit or “correct” any of the comments above (other than selecting them for posting on ROT).  I pretty much took any remarks from former students of Elizabeth that added something to Geller’s recollections; others were mostly congratulatory or appreciative expressions.]

25 July 2020

'ZOOMotional Support'

by Heather Day and Martha Day

[ZOOMotional Support is the entry of Martha and Heather Day, a mother-and-daughter playwriting team, in the Summit, New Jersey, playwriting “bake-off,”  Martha is a close friend and associate of Kirk Woodward, whose own entry play, Dance Break, I published on Rick On Theater on 22 July. 

[Kirk also wrote a description of his process for creating Dance Break according to Summit’s rules for the competition, posted on ROT on 19 July as “Playwriting Bake-Off” (http://rickontheater.blogspot.com/2020/07/playwriting-bake-off.html).  I recommend reading Kirk’s report first, before reading ZOOMotional Support, and then I suggest reading Dance Break (either before or after the Days’ script).

[That way, you can see, first, what the parameters of the bake-off were and how the authors of the two plays followed them.  Then you can also see how a playwright and a playwriting collaboration each created completely different plays from one set of “ingredients.”           

[When Martha Day sent me her and Heather’s play to present on ROT, she commented:  

We had a lot of fun creating it. . . .  Our approach mirrored the technique used by contestants on the TV cooking show Chopped.  On Chopped the challenge is to “make the ingredients the star of the dish.”  Judges want to taste all the ingredients front and center.  So we took the “ingredients” of the bake-off and created a play that made the ingredients the stars of the play.

[I think you’ll agree that that’s what Martha and Heather accomplished.]

ZOOMotional Support
© 2020

No performance of this play of any kind may be given without the written permission of the authors:
Martha and Heather Day
25 Hillcrest Road
Cedar Grove NJ. 07009

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CHARACTERS

DOCTOR:  male or female, any adult age, professional

#1:  female, any age, contemplative

#2:  male or female, mature, well balanced

#3:  male or female, any age, brassy

#5678: male or female, any age, aggressive

#777:  male or female, any age, playful

#X:  male or female, any age, trustworthy


TIME

Tuesday at 7 pm

PLACE

Scene:  A Zoom meeting that DOCTOR is hosting.  All the characters but #777 have joined the meeting with their video off.  They’ve renamed themselves to be their characters’ names.

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DOCTOR
So again, thank you all for joining our meeting promptly.  And I see that you all renamed yourself to be whatever number is meaningful to you.  Thank you for that.  As you know, this is a safe space for everyone.  So being anonymous is very very important.

#X
No problem.

DOCTOR
We have a nice sized group tonight so let’s be respectful.  We’re here to support and listen to each other.  Remember, we have two ears, but just one mouth.

#5678
Speak for yourself.

DOCTOR
Listen, I really don’t want to have to mute everyone and go through the hassle of looking for the little hand-waving icon so I can unmute someone who wants to speak.  So again, let’s be respectful at all times.

(silence)

Good!  So, what’s on your mind?  Who’d like to go first?

#X
I’d like to say something, but I can’t.  It’s a secret.

DOCTOR
No problem.  We’ll come back to you.

#3
I’d like to go first.  I often go first, like a herald trumpet.  Bra-bra-bra-bra-bra-bra-BRA!

DOCTOR
OK, #3.  Let’s start with you.  Everyone, give your attention to #3.  You may begin.

#3
Here’s the scoop. When I was young, I was abandoned.  I was shuffled around from house to house.  At first, they’d be nice to me.  They’d play with me.  But then they’d get bored with me.  Found me to be too difficult.  And they’d hand me off to someone else.  Sure . . .  I can get a little shrill.  But I don’t deserve to be treated this way.

#5678
Wah-Wah. Put a stopper in it.  For God’s sake, you belong in the back of the closet with all the others discarded instruments.  There’s nothing worse than a trumpet.

#3
Wait – I thought this was to be anonymous.  You’re not supposed to know who I am.

#5678
It’s hard to miss when a trumpet is blaring. 

#1
If you don’t mind my asking, why’d you choose #3 as your identity?

#3
It’s a clever shout out to the third valve.

#2
That’s a nice pitch!

#5678
Trumpet jokes are the worst.

DOCTOR
All right.  Let’s let the trumpet – I mean #3 – take a rest.

#3
For how many measures?

DOCTOR
Again . . . I have to ask you all to be respectful.  Feelings of abandonment are very real, as many of you know. 

#3
Since my cover’s been blown, I might as well put my real name on my box. (#3 renames their Zoom box “TRUMPET”). 

#2
I’d like to go next.

DOCTOR
That would be nice, #2.  Let’s all listen to #2 now.

#2
I don’t really know what happened.  I used to be included in everything.  I was part of helping people get together and stay together.  But now, I’m by myself all the time.  No one comes near me, or checks up on me, or includes me in their lives.  The loneliness is killing me.  I’m coming unhinged! (Starts to tear up)

DOCTOR
Take your time, #2.  We’re here for you.

#2
I am so angry at Netflix.  It’s swayed people away from me.  Now people are always indoors.  Instead of cuddling with me, watching the stars at night, they stay indoors 24/7, eyes glued to that stupid screen.  I don’t even know how people stay together anymore.  They never talk to each other.  They used to talk constantly, sipping a glass of lemonade with me in the summer, hot cocoa in the winter.  Now?  I’m useless.  Worthless.  Ignored.  Beautiful, but empty.  You think you’re abandoned, Trumpet?  Try being me. I’m just hanging here, left swinging in the breeze.

#X
You can never tell about someone.

#1
Could you go inside and be with them?

#2
That’s not happening.  They keep me chained to the porch ceiling.  I’m lucky if they leave the shades up so I can see them in their living room.

#X
Ooooo!  I know who you are!  I know who you are!  But I won’t tell!

#3/TRUMPET
Hey #X– what are you?  A secret or something?

#X
Rats. (#X renames their Zoom box “SECRET”).

DOCTOR
We’ll get to you in a minute, #X.  Go on, #2.

#2
Well I . . . 

#5678
Get over yourself, #2.  You’re nothing but an old porch swing.  A remnant from a gentler world when people talked to each other face-to-face. 

(silence)

DOCTOR
I’d like to remind you that we need to be respectful.

#5678
Well excuse me if I step on a couple of toes!  Professional hazard.

DOCTOR
#2 are you okay?

#2
(sighs loudly) I think I’ll just sit here quietly for a moment.  (#2 renames their Zoom box “PORCH SWING”).

DOCTOR
5-6-7-8?  You seem to be pretty aggressive this evening.  What’s going on with you?

#5678
The world has gone mad.  I had such a good gig going.  I could always find work.  Sure, my shin splints have stress fractures on top of heel spurs.  And then the world turned upside down.

DOCTOR
Can you take me through it step by step?

#5678
I have just one word for you.  Hamilton.  No more “We’re in the Money.”  Nobody wants jazz hands.  Hamilton wrecked it all.   Dance is now completely intertwined with everything.   Goddamn Hamilton.  Busby Berkeley must be rolling in his grave.

#X/SECRET
Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh!  I know who you are!  I know who you are!   But I won’t ruin the big reveal!

#5678
Listen, Secret.  We know who you are.  You’ve got nothing to hide.  And since I’m usually the showstopper, why not go big.  Might as well see my name in lights.  (#5678 renames their Zoom box to “DANCE BREAK”).

DOCTOR
Dance Break, you sound tapped out.

#3/TRUMPET
I love the sound of Taps!

#X/SECRET
Do tell!

DOCTOR
Why don’t you cool down and take five?

#1
Five’s on the call?

DOCTOR
No five had an oil change. Why don’t we now listen to Secret, I mean, #X.

#X/SECRET
I’ve been listening to you guys.  And I think it’s safe to say that we all have something in common.  This modern world has rendered us obsolete.  Look at me.  What’s the point of being a secret anymore?  Everything’s out there on social media.  Cameras are on every street, in doorbells, sitting on our kitchen counters.  Nothing is hidden that isn’t being revealed.  Big Data knows everything.  And even when a good juicy secret is let out of the bag, “They” just call it “Fake News.”  It’s hard times for someone like me.

DOCTOR
Thank you Secret for being so open.  Do you have anything more you’d like to disclose?

#X/SECRET
I’d rather keep it to myself.

DOCTOR
Very well.  So #1, you’ve been pretty quiet.  Penny for your thoughts?

#1
That’s the problem!  People see me on the street.  I could be sitting on the curb, or just lying dead in the middle of the crosswalk.  And they pass me by.  Every.  Time.  I can’t make heads or tails of it.  I’m a gift from heaven.  So unexpected!  I’m even good luck.  No one cares.  

#X/SECRET
(muttering under their breath). Trying not to tell . . . trying not to tell . . . 

#1
If only I could circulate with the others.

#5678/DANCE BREAK
Listen, you Penny you, it costs more to make you then you are worth!

#1
I feel so unloved. (#1 renames their Zoom box to “PENNY”)

#2/PORCH SWING
Don’t feel bad Penny. I really like you. You’re someone with good cents.

#1/PENNY
Thanks. It’s nice to be appreciated.

#5678/DANCE BREAK
Isn’t that sweet. A penny saved . . . .

DOCTOR
(Ding dong sound) Oh look.  We have someone new in our Waiting Room.  Give me a second to bring them in.

(enter #777 with the video off, and renamed “#777”).

#777
Greetings and salutations!  Boy I had a hell of a time dialing in just now.  Sorry I’m late.

DOCTOR
Better late than never!  So glad you’re with us.  Why don’t you tell us a little something about yourself?

#777
Thank you for letting me join you.  I’ve been tempted to do so many times before.  I finally decided – tonight’s the night.  So here I am.  You might say I’m a longtime listener, first time caller.

DOCTOR
Well we’re glad to have you.

#777
Yeah?  Well you might be the only one.  I don’t get any respect these days.  Ever since some crazy guy said, “Hell is other people,” my life has taken a turn for the worse.  I used to be so important.  In the old days, everyone talked about me constantly.  Blamed me for everything . . . which . . . I might add . . . was pretty accurate.  But now?  Now I can go weeks without someone even considering for a teeny weeny tiny moment that I just might be behind all the mess in the world. 

DOCTOR
That must be very difficult.

#777
It’s living hell.  I feel like I’m damned for all eternity to be ignored and dismissed.  I’m just not needed.  People are doing a bang-up job all by themselves making a hell-hole out of everything.   

#1/PENNY
Wait . . . wait . . . shouldn’t your number be 666?

#777
Jesus Christ!  People can’t even get that right!  666 is not my number!  That’s Ralph’s!  My dog’s?  It’s the Mark of the Beast, for God’s sake!  The devil’s in the details, people!  (#777 renames his Zoom box “DEVIL”).

#5678/DANCE BREAK
You aren’t completely obsolete.  You’re still doing fine work in the theater.

#777/DEVIL
So glad you noticed!

DOCTOR
Well our time is just about up for this week.  We’ve really made some great progress today!

#5678/DANCE BREAK
Wait – I want to talk more about stupid people.

#X/ SECRET
We always stop right when we are getting to the good stuff!  I always learn new things!

#1/ PENNY
I really want to talk about what we have in common. We have more in common than we have differences!

#3/ TRUMPET
I’m a pro at articulating. Let me start by saying . . . 

#2/PORCH SWING
If it’s ok with you, I’ve been going back and forth on it all.  And I agree with Penny.  Each of us used to be valued by people in our world.   Somehow, we’ve been left behind like unrealized dreams.  And yet, I am convinced that we still have value.  Because, at our very core, we bring people together.  Friendships deepen when secrets are kept.  Life is fuller with live music and dance.  Unexpectedly finding a penny has meaning.  There’s nothing nicer than to cuddle with someone on a nice comfy cushiony front porch swing.  And even the devil has a value by helping people see that they have a choice to do the right thing.  We might be lost for now, but I have faith that we will be found again.  We will be appreciated again.  And the world will be the better for it.

#777/ DEVIL
Ugh. Who made you our mouthpiece? I’m outta here. I’m going down to Georgia.
(exit #777/ Devil)

DOCTOR
Thank you, Porch Swing.  I think that’s a great place to stop for tonight.  Don’t forget we have another ZOOMotional Support Group starting up next Monday at 7 pm.  It’s called “Living with Toxic People.”  You might consider it.  We have a lot of theater people signed up already. Again, thank you all for being part of our group.  I look forward to Zooming with you again soon.  Stay well.


BLACKOUT

[Heather and Martha are a daughter-mother team.  Heather is from Montclair, New Jersey, and currently teaches Latin at a Catholic all-girl’s high school in Pittsburgh, Pennsylvania.  Martha lives in Cedar Grove, New Jersey, and is retired from corporate and is a singer, actor, pastor, and playwright who raised Heather in the wings and on the stage of community theater.   Heather always has duct tape and a power drill with her.  Seriously.  She does.  This play is their first collaboration.

[When I read ZOOMotional Support, I went along with the play by trying to identify the numbered characters—after the playwrights provided the first identification.  I guessed #777 was the Devil as soon as I read the cast list—but I’d never have guessed why s/he wasn’t #666.  (I must still have Aleister Crowley, the British magician on whom I blogged on 28 September and 1, 4, 7, 10, and 14 October 2019, on my mind!)  

[I was way off for Porch Swing—I thought #2 was going to be wind chimes (aka Aeolian harp) because after Trumpet, I figured the characters, except the Devil, would all be “musical” instruments—or connected to music somehow.  I thought #5678 would be connected to the count with which a conductor (or choreographer) starts a measure—I didn't actually think of Dance Break, though.  I was way off on the premise, too.]

22 July 2020

'Dance Break'

by Kirk Woodward

[Well, this is something different for Rick On Theater.  If you read “Playwriting Bake-Off,” which I posted on 19 July, you know that my friend Kirk Woodward entered a playwriting contest  offered by the Summit Playhouse in New Jersey.  The contest was styled as a “bake-off” in which participants had to compose a play according to certain rules and the play had to incorporate certain “ingredients.”

[Dance Break, published below, is Kirk’s entry.  (I’ll let you look back for yourself to see the rules of the contest and Kirk’s description of his process in writing the play: http://rickontheater.blogspot.com/2020/07/playwriting-bake-off.html.)  I thought it would be interesting to see how Kirk used the ingredients list to compose his play.  Look for: a trumpet, unexpected money, a porch, a dance break, a secret, and the Devil.

[It’s a little like the literary version of a hidden-picture puzzle.]

DANCE BREAK
© 2020 Kirk Woodward

No performance of this play of any kind may be given without the written permission of the author:
Kirk Woodward
24 Kingwood Drive
Little Falls, New Jersey 07424

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CHARACTERS (all adults)

EMILY (F), independent and determined

NICK (M), smooth and suave

GABEY (F), trumpet player for the band



TIME: The present.

PLACE: The wide front porch of a house. Inside, a party is going on, with a live band.

*  *  *  *
A wide front porch, a center door to the house. A party inside, and a live band – dance, not rock – is finishing a set. NICK comes onto the porch through the door, dressed for a classy, formal party.

NICK
(inhales the fresh air, looks around, calls behind him) Emily! Come on out! (No response.) Emily! I’m out on the porch! (Still nothing) Hey, Emily!

EMILY
(from inside) I’m coming! Give me a minute! (He paces with irritation.)

EMILY
(Enters) Sorry! You know I have a lot of responsibilities for this party. I’ll be in and out. It’s a big night for my aunt.

NICK
It certainly is. Having all that money drop right in her lap. Like she won the lottery.

EMILY
Things like that happen. Some people get the breaks, some people don’t. She did. I’m not jealous . . . Well, maybe a little. It is a lot of money.

NICK
See! I knew it!

EMILY
You think you know everything. You’re so smart. You have an angle about everything.

NICK
I’ve got an angle about you, that’s for sure. I love it when you’re irritated.

EMILY
You’re making fun of me.

NICK
How am I supposed to act when you ignore me? You hardly danced with me at all.

EMILY
I just didn’t feel like dancing.

NICK
In the dance break you were shaking and rocking and moving like the devil.

EMILY
The music was exciting!

NICK
Exciting? It’s a dance band! It was dull when your parents were dating!

EMILY
No such thing! I was having a good time.

         (GABEY comes out, holding her trumpet. She blows in it, clearing it.)

NICK
(to EMILY, irritated by GABEY’s presence) Come on, let’s go out on the lawn. I want to talk with you. I’ve got an idea.

EMILY
I’m staying here. The grass is wet. (Sees the trumpet player) You’re the trumpet player in the band! I didn’t realize you were a woman. You sounded great. That dance break – you were hot.

GABEY
That’s nothing. You should hear me when I really get going.

NICK
Hey! Over here! This is important.

EMILY
(Crossing to him. GABEY looks away.) Everything’s important to you.

NICK
Now listen. You wish you had some of your Aunt Emily’s money, right?

EMILY
Why do you ask?

NICK
What if you could get your hands on some of it?

EMILY
You mean steal the money? From her? Don’t you dare!

NICK
Did I say anything about stealing?

EMILY
Well, whatever it is. I wouldn’t do anything wrong to her.

NICK
How much wrong could you do her? She’s incredibly rich now. Tell me this - is she going to share it with you? The answer is no. She isn’t going to share it with you. Not a penny. She’s never shared anything with anybody.

EMILY
That’s not true and you know it. She’s taken care of me for years.

NICK
Minimally, and only when she has to. You’re telling me she’s generous? You work five and a half days a week in an office, your boss is obnoxious, and does your aunt care even a little?

EMILY
She’s not responsible for my happiness. Speaking of which, I have to keep an eye on the party.

NICK
Well, come back quick. I’ve got a proposition for you. (She reacts.) A business proposition.

EMILY
You’re out of your mind. All right, I’ll be back in a minute. (Exits.)

GABEY
Nice girl. (NICK is surprised to hear her voice.) She seems nice.

NICK
What business is it of yours?

GABEY
I just like observing people . . . and things.
  
NICK
Keep your observations to yourself. Hey . . . don’t I know you from someplace? What’s your name?

GABEY
Gabey. Yours?

NICK
Nick. I’m sure I’ve seen you someplace.

GABEY
I play in a band, you know. Maybe you’ve heard the band before.

NICK
That band? Not likely.

GABEY
You’d be surprised. We get around. Don’t think this is the only kind of music we can play.

NICK
Yeah, well, follow your dreams. I’m sure there’s a big market for swing era trumpet players . . . somewhere.

EMILY
(enters) The party’s going okay. (To GABEY) Is the band going to start again soon?

GABEY
You never know with that leader.

EMILY
My aunt’s a stickler for that sort of stuff. She’ll be waving the contract in your faces.

GABEY
Not in my face! (Goes back into the house)

NICK (to EMILY)
You through?

EMILY
What’s so important that I can’t have a little conversation?

NICK
I’ve been thinking, that’s all.

EMILY
No wonder you look stressed.

NICK
Shut up. No, I’ve been thinking about you . . . and your aunt.

EMILY
Aunt Emily? Why?

NICK
Look at it this way. You and she have the same name, right? Middle name too?

EMILY
Neither of us have middle names. Nobody in our family does. It’s part of our family history. My great grandfather hated his middle name. It was “Prosperity” or something. So he went to court and dropped it, and none of us have had a middle name since.

NICK
Fascinating. A simple yes or no would have been plenty. (She makes a face at him.) Here’s the point. What if all that money she got . . . was really intended to go to you? I said what if.

EMILY
Then I’d have it.

NICK
But you don’t.

EMILY
No, because . . . well, I just don’t, I guess. Why would all that money have been meant for me?

NICK
Why would it have been meant for her? That doesn’t make any sense. She’s a mean, spiteful person. Do you think she got the money because she was so wonderful?

EMILY
You’re saying . . . you’re saying they meant me instead of her? But the lawyers would have noticed!

NICK
Lawyers work for people. Did anybody challenge what she got?

EMILY
There must have been something in all those documents that showed the money was meant for her.

NICK
There’s not. Not precisely.

EMILY
We don’t know that, so – wait a minute. How do you know there’s not?

NICK
Because I looked.

EMILY
You what?

NICK
I looked. I happened to be in the library, and I happened to see the right papers. They were lying on the desk, or something. I couldn’t not look at them, could I? So I looked. It’s ambiguous.

EMILY
I can’t believe you went through my aunt’s private papers.

NICK
She shouldn’t have left them out! I had a funny feeling about it. I was right! I think maybe the money is supposed to go to you. I think your aunt has been stealing from you!

EMILY
(responding from a call in the house) I’ll be right there! (To NICK) Stay here. Don’t move. Not a muscle until I get back. (She exits into the house.)

GABEY
(back in view) You must be a lawyer yourself.

NICK
Huh? (Realizes) You were listening? Yeah, well, listen to this. Shut up and stay away from me or I’ll make you sorry. Really sorry.

GABEY
You mean, like apologetic?

NICK
You know what I mean. “Sorry!”

GABEY
You can’t imagine how many people have said that to me.

NICK
Here’s one that means it. Now get out of here!

GABEY
(Seeing EMILY returning) Look, she’s back. (GABEY passes EMILY as she goes back into the house.)

EMILY
(enters, to NICK) There’s all sorts of problems. We’re running out of ice, also the small plates.

NICK
Listen to you. Are you on the staff? Are you your aunt’s servant? Wouldn’t you rather be the one in charge? Have people respond to you for a change, instead of jumping like a puppet whenever she calls?

EMILY
You’re making it sound like I’m Cinderella or something. I’m not! Look at me! I’m not wearing rags, I’m wearing a really nice dress.

NICK
How often do you get to wear it? When your aunt says to! All I’m saying is, there’s an alternative.

EMILY
I don’t want to hear it. . . . (Her curiosity is too much) All right, what’s this idea of yours? Tell me.

NICK
It’s simple. You get a lawyer to sue and claim that the money was supposed to go to you. . . . You don’t get it? What’s the hard part?

EMILY
I’d never win.

NICK
“Win!” Where have you been? The idea isn’t to win. The idea is to settle! With all the money she’s got, she’ll easily be able to give you a measly ten percent or so. Enough for you to live like a queen for the rest of your life!

EMILY
It would never work.

NICK
Sure it would. It’s done all the time. Sweeten the pot. Offer a non-disclosure agreement. If you have to. They’ll be sure to take the bait. Her lawyers. Easy as pie.

EMILY
(deeply unsure) Well . . . (Fighting for time to think) I have to make sure things are okay inside.

NICK
Go ahead, Cinderella! (She glares at him and goes inside, bumping into GABEY, who’s coming back onto the porch.)

GABEY
Did you see my mouthpiece out here? My mouthpiece. You know, fits in the trumpet. I must have left it on the bench. Don’t see it.

NICK
I’ve got a funny feeling about you.

GABEY
I’ve told a joke or two in my time.

NICK
My feeling is the opposite of “ha ha.” Have you been listening in on me? Do you work for somebody?

GABEY
I work for the “Rascals of Rhythm.” Like it says on the drum.

NICK
Do yourself a favor. Clear out.

GABEY
I can’t. I’m on a gig.

NICK
Sure you are. So there’s the gig, right in there where the band is. Now go over to the band and don’t come back. Got it? Beat it, or I’ll “dance break” your legs. (GABEY goes into the house. NICK thinks hard. EMILY returns) So, did you polish all the silverware?

EMILY
Stop it! I’m not a house elf. I’m a grown woman and I choose what I want to do. And I’ve been thinking about what you said. There’s no way I can do it. It would break up the family! It would just ruin everything!

NICK
What family? You’re thinking about your aunt? You think it’ll make her meaner? She can’t be any meaner. You think it’ll upset her? She’s always upset.

EMILY
And the rest of the family!

NICK
You mean your cousin in Iowa. And Lucy’s family in Chicago. Give it up, Emily. Nobody would care. They’d probably cheer! They don’t like your aunt either.

EMILY
I just can’t do it. It would break her heart.

NICK
If she had a heart to break. Which she doesn’t.

EMILY
(Seriously upset now) I . . . I have to go inside and . . . and check. (She goes into the house. GABEY enters from a side of the porch.)

GABEY
Nice work.

NICK
(whirls around) You! I thought I told you for the last time to disappear. I’m going to make you sorry you were ever born.

GABEY
That would be a threat - if I had been born.

NICK
Huh?

GABEY
Don’t you recognize me, Nick? Come on, we’ve known each other . . . practically forever!

NICK
(Realizing) Gabey . . . Gabriel! You! I didn’t expect you to look like a woman.

GABEY
(With a French intonation) Gabrielle, Nick. Fooled you again. You’ll never get ahead of me, Nick. Never.

NICK
What are you doing here? Why here? Why now?

GABEY
You flop at predicting what I’m going to do, Nick. But you, on the other hand - you’re completely predictable. Money . . . greed . . . three temptations . . . honestly, I’d think you’d have come up with some new tricks by now.

NICK
I’ve got some up my sleeve that you’ve never dreamed of.

GABEY
Then we’ll meet them when they come. Meanwhile, I’m going to ruin this latest stunt of yours. There’s no way you’ll get Emily to do what you want.

NICK
You don’t think so? You’re wrong, Gabey baby. I’m going to beat you right now. I’ve got two words, and they’ll stop you right in your tracks. Here they are: free will. She gets to decide on her own, and she’s going to decide for me.

GABEY
Whatever she decides, you know we won’t give up. We’ll match you at every turn. The story won’t be over, no matter what she chooses. I won’t let you win – even if I have to blow this – (holds up her trumpet) to stop you.

EMILY
(appears in the doorway) You don’t have to. I’ve already made up my mind. (They’re both surprised.)

NICK
You have?

EMILY
Do you think I’m completely naïve, Nick? I don’t know if I knew you were the devil, but I certainly knew you were a devil. A devil, Nick! Tempting me! I guessed your secret, even before I heard the two of you talking at the door. And you know what, Nick, you succeeded!

GABEY
Woah! Wait a minute, Emily.

EMILY
No, you wait a minute. Nick has a great plan. It’s easy, it won’t cost me a thing. It won’t even hurt my aunt . . . much. It’s foolproof.

NICK
(to GABEY) Take that, you fat-headed conceited angel!

EMILY
Except for one thing.

NICK
What? I’ll fix it. What did I leave out?

EMILY
I couldn’t live with myself. It would be wrong, Nick, and wherever it came from, I have some kind of sense of right and wrong. Anyway there’s no way I’d do it, no matter how tempting it was.

GABEY
(to NICK, greatly relieved) What were those names you called me, again?

EMILY
So I’m afraid you’ll have to take your act someplace else, Nick. Don’t think it hasn’t been fun. I learned a lot. You taught me a lot. I’ll be more careful next time.

NICK
This is ridiculous! It’s the wrong decision. Everything’s against it!

EMILY
“Free will,” Nick. Remember?

NICK
Aaaaaagh! Damn both of you! (Rushes off)

GABEY
Not a chance. . . . Watch out! Don’t slip! That grass is wet!

(NICK obviously slips, although we don’t see it.)

GABEY
Ooooh . . . (Calls to NICK) Warned you! (NICK is gone) I’m very impressed, Emily.

EMILY
Don’t be. It was a near thing. It’s still tempting.

GABEY
It always will be. But you’ll be all right. And I’m never going to let him win – not even if I have to blow this, you know, in a big way. (Indicates the trumpet)

EMILY
You wouldn’t have, would you – just for this?

GABEY
You never know. It’s all unpredictable. But if I did – it would make for one amazing dance break!

EMILY
It certainly would.

GABEY
Say, the band’s coming back. I’ve got to get inside.

EMILY
You’re going to finish the evening? The gig?

GABEY
Sure I am. You know, with the job I have . . . (Showing the trumpet) I don’t get many chances to really blow this thing! (Goes inside.)

EMILY
(to herself) Back to the party . . . 

BLACKOUT

[Kirk Woodward studied acting with Elizabeth Dillon at the HB Studio in Manhattan.  He is a director, playwright, and actor, and a member of the New Jersey Mental Health Players.  He is musical director and performer for the Foggy Minded Boys and the Foggettes, who provide free entertainment for not-for-profit organizations.

[In addition to his article on ROT about writing plays—“How to Write a Play,” posted on 18 February 2016, Kirk’s written many pieces for this blog.  Among these are “How America Eats: Food and Eating Habits in the Plays of Suzan-Lori Parks,” 5 October 2009; “The Most Famous Thing Jean-Paul Sartre Never Said,” 9 July 2010; “Bob Dylan, Performance Artist,” 8 January 2011; “Reflections on Directing: Helping” (a four-part series), 11, 14, 17, and 20 April 2013; Some of That Jazz,” 7 June 2015; “George Abbott,” 14 October 2018; and “The Gospel of John on Stage,” 11 January 2020; among many others.]

[He’s also published The Art of Writing Reviews (Merry Press, 2009)—on which I commented on ROT on 4-14 November 2009.  His plays include both musicals and non-musical plays and he writes for adults and children.  (I directed one of Kirk’s wonderful children’s plays, Aladdin, at the Provincetown Playhouse in 1978.  I also used a performance of his musical version of The Legend of Sleepy Hollow to discuss children’s theater on this blog on 25 November 2009.)  He writes mystery plays, religious dramas, and adaptations of classics.  All these are available through his website, Spiceplays (http://spiceplays.com/), which also provides synopses as well as royalty and ordering information.]