29 November 2025

'All’s Well That Ends Well' Production Notes, Part 2

by Kirk Woodward

[Kirk Woodward’s “All’s Well That Ends Well Production Notes,” drawn from his production journal, continues below with Part 2.  If you haven’t read Part 1, posted on Wednesday. 26 November, I strongly recommend going back and picking that up before starting Part 2.

[The conclusion of Kirk’s account of his work on this Saint James Players production picks up right where the first part left off—with Kirk returning from his family vacation in North Carolina in mid-July and rejoining the cast and production team in rehearsal for Shakespeare’s All’s Well, already in progress.]

Back from the beach, I watched the next rehearsal, a run-through, and read lines for the missing actors – actually there were as many missing as there were present, which made the rehearsal uninspiring and also meant that occasionally we had to skip scenes because none of the actors in them were present, or only one.

I felt that Colleen had done a fine job of basic blocking, and she had a couple of ideas (the opening parade; a wedding performed as background; a funny bit with the children and a drum) that were spectacular.

We agreed that I’d take the acting scenes for the next few rehearsals, while she worked on the peripheral framing of the play. I was itching to do just that, without knowing whether any of my ideas would work – they seemed to me to be funny but crazy.

Colleen liked my suggestion that I tell the cast, when I was working on scenes, that we were “playing,” and that Colleen would review them to see what we would keep.  We hoped this would keep the actors from wondering which director to listen to.

So Colleen didn’t come to the first rehearsal on 20 July after my vacation. I worked on nine scenes, many of them short and transitional, trying to find “angles” for them that would interest the cast and provide some vitality. It was fun directing scenes again; I hadn’t directed in a while. I ran out of energy with about twenty minutes to go in the rehearsal, and we basically pushed across the finish line.

Rehearsal the following night was cancelled – too many people who were scheduled to be out, and one with a sick child. Colleen and I used the time to talk through costumes, which turned out to be less complicated than we had feared. We decided to go with basic black clothes, enhanced by accessories that we hoped would be emblematic and maybe funny.

Continuing to work on scenes in the next rehearsals, I learned something about myself as a director: when I start to run out of energy I talk too much. Time to stop, so I ended one rehearsal about 10 minutes early. The next rehearsal ended at 8:30 for the same reason.

But on each night we worked through all the scenes we’d planned to. Colleen worked one scene where she had a definite idea on how it should go. So it was a productive period.

Looking ahead to August, though, I saw an impressive number of schedule conflicts – sometimes half the cast Run-throughs were almost impossible. The best we could think of was identify the scenes that most needed work, identify the scenes it was possible to do, and match them up.

Actually at the next rehearsal we had a good percentage of the cast present, and since we had announced that the rehearsal would be a run-through, I told the cast the rehearsal objective for the evening would be continuity.

I had them think through the script in their seats, asking them to narrate to themselves the sequence of events in the play.  This is difficult because there are so many short scenes and I knew Colleen and I had a hard enough time keeping track of them.

Then on Sunday, 3 August, we ran the play from beginning to end, telling the actors they could act or not, work with the script or not, whatever they wanted, as long as they were where they should be when they were supposed to be there.

I think it’s important for each rehearsal to have an explicit goal, especially in early rehearsals, so the actors don’t try to do too much at once. On this night there was some excellent acting, particularly by the two leads. But there wasn’t any pressure for them to do that – it happened as a by-product of reduced stress.

We had few people for the next two rehearsals and only worked for about an hour each night. Colleen solidified a tricky piece of staging, and I worked with two actors, aiming to add more variety and movement to a few scenes and speeches. I hoped that the actors would retain the work.

I was particularly happy with one small blocking change I made, where a tiny “cross” by one actor and a “counter” by the other (one takes a couple of steps in one direction, the other adjusts a little in the other direction set up the rest of the scene with clarity and zest. Little things!

It struck me that in this production the play had two elements, an envelope and its contents. The contents were the scenes. The envelope was the apparatus around them – the children bringing out costume pieces, the location signs, the music, and so on. Colleen specialized on the envelope.

The actor playing the King had been on vacation for several weeks. When he returned we devoted the next rehearsal to his scenes. He had worked on his lines while away and the rehearsal went well until we reached the last scene of the play, which wasn’t blocked at all. Colleen and I had each assumed the other had staged it!

The scene has all the major characters and a lot of activity in it. I had worked out on paper some blocking for the scene, which is fairly complex, weeks ago, but for some reason I assumed that Colleen had staged it while I was on vacation, and she had assumed I’d handle it.

So I went ahead and blocked it now, and we got it done, although this made the rehearsal run half an hour later than we had wanted (9:30 PM instead of 9 PM).

Our next rehearsal, a run through, was the last for two weeks because of a holiday weekend (Saturday, 30 August–Monday, 1 September 2025) – no sense trying to get people to rehearse on Labor Day! Colleen and I gave notes afterward, the first time we’d been able to do that, and the rehearsal felt productive. I have to say, this show was work!

Colleen and I sat down one evening and ordered from Amazon the costume items we needed and were happy with the results.

We prepared the following “director’s note” for the program:

If you haven’t seen “All’s Well” before, you’re not alone – few people have! There’s no record of its production in Shakespeare’s time; its initial appearance is in the First Folio of 1623, seven years after Shakespeare’s death. That script could be a first draft! The directors of this production have edited it to one act and about 70 minutes, but we think it’s a fair representation of the play. Its theme is Shakespeare’s great interest, love, but this time it’s love of every kind but ordinary romantic love. Our heroine is in love, and as you’ll see, she has quite a problem to solve. We think the play is wonderfully funny and have tried to bring that aspect out. The cast is a delight and we’re excited to share this Shakespeare rarity with you!

After a two-week layoff for the Labor Day weekend, and with memorized lines due, the next rehearsal was awful. Sticking to the principle of one purpose per rehearsal, I told the cast the rehearsal was entirely about lines and not to worry about anything else. In most cases the actors had done a good, if often incomplete, job of memorization. Not much else was good, though, and I had to remind myself that I had told them that would be okay.

I had thought we’d be able to get through the whole play; in fact we barely got halfway and continued from there the next night, which went much better. The cast seemed more attuned to the play; the level of memorization of lines wasn’t bad; a few scenes genuinely clicked, with the actors relating well to each other.

We distributed the costume accessories we had ordered, such as sashes, medals, hats and crowns, and even fake moustaches for the children in one scene, and the cast seemed to enjoy them. Colleen reworked a bit of the last scene and improved it.

Meanwhile it appeared after all that I would be the one to play the role of Lafeu on the next to last performance, so I had to learn the lines. I used a portable tape recorder (primitive technology, I know, but convenient), taped all the scenes I was in (five altogether), and started listening to it every chance I got.

Then I discovered an improvement to that method. After each line of my own on the recording, I left a space for me to repeat the line – just like learning a foreign language. No sooner had I started on that method than the assistant pastor of the church volunteered to play Lafeu for the one performance. So I discovered a useful memorization method and was off the hook.

Denise, our trained opera singer in the cast, who was playing Lafeu, told me another interesting method of line memorization that she used. She learned her lines word by word – literally one word at a time. She’d memorize one word, and when she had that one down she’d memorize the next, and now and then she’d review the whole speech. Slow, but possibly effective. I intend to try that approach sometime.

Two rehearsals to go before the final week of rehearsals, 21-25 September. At the first we had several absences that made it difficult to organize scene work. Colleen used the performance space (the church sanctuary) with the four children, and I took everybody else upstairs, told them we were going to “play,” and led exercises on monologues and scenes based on training procedures I’d seen used by members of the Royal Shakespeare Company.

Working together, our actors ran through the material once, then paraphrased it, then did it in the original text making a physical move for every noun or pronoun, then once more to see if anything had changed. In every case it had – the work was fresher, more fun, with better communication

After the rehearsal I asked one of the actors how she thought it had gone, and she said it was good but “I didn’t like it at first” As an actor I don’t enjoy this sort of work either, although I’ve taught “theater games” for years. In a production of a play I want to work with other actors to develop a role, and that’s all.

But the need for “games” arises when the language of the play approaches the “poetic.” American actors, raised on modern plays, approach them through the emotions, and American acting training is based on that assumption.

For example, Lee Strasberg (1901-1982) of the Actors Studio taught actors to reach into their own emotions for experiences they could then apply to basically realistic plays.

On the other hand, it’s generally necessary for actors to approach poetic drama – for example, the plays of Shakespeare – through the language, or they’ll have little idea what is going on in the play.

English actors traditionally have been trained in this approach, which helps explain why American actors often think of British acting as dry and even mechanical – the English are accustomed to approaching the play through its language.

I described this idea to the actors at the following rehearsal. We also talked about the fascinating fact that although the actors know what will happen in the whole play, the characters have no idea, and we tried to apply that insight to our script.

Over the next break between rehearsals, Colleen, one of our performers, and I tried to drum up business at a “sidewalk sale” on the church’s street. We were able to pass out more postcards for the show than I’d expected. Some people took them readily; some tried not to look me in the eye, perhaps because I was wearing a sort of Viking helmet with two big horns – a Shakespearian look, you know.

“Production week,” 21-25 September, leading up to opening night, began on a Sunday night after the usual week’s layover, and I told the cast that we didn’t expect full performances, we just hoped to get the show back in focus. Good thing – there were parts that went smoothly, but the beginning and the end were a mess, and lines were erratic all the way through.

I was “on book” prompting, and Colleen took notes. We agreed that there was no cause to panic, although deep inside I suspect we were both panicking – I found myself recalling many other shows in which, at one point or another, I had vowed never to direct again. But it was a useful night . . . I was pretty sure.

The next night we’d gotten the sound going and the costumes and props were handled pretty well. The run-through matched the previous night’s pattern of starting slowly and gathering momentum as it went along.

It struck me that each actor in the play had a different style of acting. Putting them all together – who knew? Hopefully it would be fun, but at this stage I couldn’t tell. Line memorization was still sketchy this night – lots of stopping and starting – and Colleen and I decided not to offer prompting of lines the next night . . . .

Which worked fine. There was still some stumbling and ad-libbing, but the story was clear and mostly interesting, although focus weakened again at the end. I had a page full of notes and hoped that people listened to them. I will say, it definitely felt like we were seeing signs of hope.

Another rehearsal, the 24th, more progress. The play, with a couple of exceptions, moved swiftly from scene to scene, and I thought it likely that the audience would respond to that.  The whole presentation ran an hour, faster than we had figured.

We started that particular run-through late because the church had double-booked the space until 7:30, and we used that time in another room to work on the last scene. It definitely improved. Dress rehearsal on the 25th was even better – about three major glitches but all easily avoidable.

And then, finally . . . opening night, Friday, the 26th, was a joy. An audience of about 35 saw a fast-moving play that told its story clearly and well and featured some excellent present-moment acting, which I define as the actors seeming genuinely to be talking and listening to each other, rather than just saying words – which makes the work fresher and more fun. Colleen and I were thrilled. I said to her, “There’s a possibility we actually know how to direct.”

With some friends after the performance, I was asked, “Is Bertram [the central male character] really as horrible a person as he seems to be in the play?” I told them that was exactly what Shakespeare had written. My friend Martha Day pointed out that if Shakespeare had weakened Bertram’s “badness” in any way, there wouldn’t have been any play – the whole story is that of a woman who loves a man who has absolutely no use for her at all.

The second performance, the following night, would have shaken my confidence if what happened hadn’t been predictable. Although some performances were solid, much of the show was just a little “off,” and one actor forgot chunks of his speeches. Colleen went backstage during the performance – something I don’t believe I’ve ever done as a director, but she was right to do it – and calmed him down.

The next performance, the Sunday matinee, before the show I said to the cast:

There were some really good things last night, but as you know we had some problems. I think the reason is that we were trying to answer the wrong question. We were asking, “How do we repeat what we did last night?” That’s never the right question. We can never repeat a performance. We can only move forward. The question we want to ask ourselves today is, “How do we tell our story this time?” If we do that everything will be all right.

“Tell a story” is more and more my idea of what a play does. I don’t know if what I said had anything to do with the performance, but it was fine. The story was told clearly, the play moved speedily from one scene to the next, and the audience – our biggest so far, seventy-five people – seemed to enjoy it.

I should add a note about our sound effects, because I was in charge of them. There were only three, at the beginning, middle, and end of the show, all music cues. I ran them from my cell phone over speakers. And I messed them up in just about every way I could. I neglected to test the equipment before a show not once but twice, and each time there were problems. Once I forgot to plug the amplifier in. Twice I was just plain late. A fine showing from the director! Mr. Professional . . . I hate tech.

After a several day layoff, many of us met the following Thursday to work with the actor who was going to play the role of Lafeu the next night. He was in a tough spot because actors often accomplish a great deal of their line memorization through rehearsal, and he only had this one. We agreed that he would use his script in performance and not worry about it.

The nicest moment came after rehearsal when Colleen, who was going to be travelling, said goodbye to the cast. Their affection for her and their gratitude for her work was lovely to see.

The Friday night performance of the following weekend, 3 October, was a pretty good show, and since I knew several of the factors involved – the cast hadn't done the play in five days so they were out of practice with the language, and someone was reading one of the roles as a substitute – the cast had a right to be pleased with themselves.

Our “ringer” paraphrased one line in a way that has made me laugh a great deal since. His line was, “Helena, that's dead: such a ring as this, I saw upon her finger.” What he said, in a furor of exuberance, was, “That ring! I saw it on Helena’s dead finger!”

I think one thing in favor of our production was that almost no one is familiar with the play, so they were wondering what happens in it. (I did meet one man who went home and read it when he saw the poster.) Anyway, I was happy . . . and relieved . . . and tired. Colleen, as I mentioned, had flown the coop, traveling to a wedding in Maine. Two is definitely better than one, if it's the right two.

The final performance on Saturday night, 4 October, was alive and lively, an excellent ending. Facts and figures: we performed for about 250 people (“houses” of around 35, 55, 75, 55, and 35 over the five performances), and took in $1,466 in contributions, well over our expenses, which didn’t reach a thousand dollars.

As my friend Dan Landon, who worked for the Shubert Organization, says, “One dollar over the ‘nut’ – it’s a hit!” (The “nut” is expenses.) We were a hit!

Looking back, I was happy with our production. It didn’t do everything we wanted it to do – its style was neither purely ’30’s slapstick, Monty Python, or graphic novel, but we did borrow from all three.

We also didn’t emphasize some themes that are present in the script – the role of Heaven in the story (the play has a deeply spiritual side), the theme of Honor that Auden emphasizes, and many of the bawdy sexual references.

But we told the story of the play in an entertaining way. I believe that those who weren’t familiar with the play before they saw it (a category that included virtually the entire audience) left with a solid grounding in the play. The show moved fast, with one scene finishing while the next was coming onstage.

Having two directors could be a problem, I’m sure, but Colleen and I were proud of the way we worked together. One thing we were able to do was to bounce ideas off each other. I believe we both tried to reach for the best decision each time, rather than insisting on our own ideas. I’d cheerfully do it again.

At the cast party one of the actors said to me, “I like working with you – you’re so easy-going.” I thanked him politely and thought to myself, “You should have seen what it was like inside me.” No two directing jobs are the same, ever. Colleen and I compared ourselves to ducks, calm above the water and paddling furiously underneath. But that’s part of the fun.

[The first recorded production of William Shakespeare’s All’s Well That Ends Well didn’t occur until 1741 in London, 125 years after the Bard’s death.  The last New York City mounting was in the Delacorte Theater in Central Park from 6 June to 30 July 2011 by the Public Theater for Shakespeare in the Park.  It was on Broadway only once at the Martin Beck Theatre (renamed the Al Hirschfeld Theatre in 2003) from 13 April to 15 May 1983 in a production by the Royal Shakespeare Company, directed by RSC artistic director (1968 to 1986) Trevor Nunn.]

[The Saint James Players’ production of All's Well, codirected by Kirk Woodward and Colleen Brambilla, took place on 26, 27, and 28 September, and 3 and 4 October 2025.  Performances were held at Saint James Episcopal Church, 581 Valley Road in Upper Montclair, New Jersey.] 

[Near the end of this installment of Kirk’s All’s Well journal, he recounts: “At the cast party one of the actors said to me, ‘I like working with you – you’re so easy-going.’  I thanked him politely and thought to myself, ‘You should have seen what it was like inside me.’”

[One time—and only one time—I had an almost identical experience.  (The complete tale is related in “The Importance of Being Earnest and the Big Bluff” in “Short Takes: Theater War Stories“ [6 December 2010].)

[After I finished my acting MFA, I meticulously avoided trying to direct.  My two brief experiences in the director’s chair had convinced me that it wasn’t for me.  Eventually, however, I found myself accumulating stage experiences I wanted to apply on the other side of the footlights.

[I’d been working for an Off-Off-Broadway company for about a year or so, and I eventually asked the artistic director to let me direct something there.  One evening, he called to tell me that the cast of Oscar Wilde’s The Importance of Being Earnest, a couple of weeks into rehearsals, had fired its own director!  They’d become frustrated with him because he hadn’t blocked the show, hadn’t given them any character notes, and, despite fervent requests, hadn’t made any cuts in the script.

[The artistic director asked if I’d consider taking over the production. I agreed to accept the job, my first professional directing gig.  In addition to not wanting to upset the cast any more—they acknowledged that they were floundering—and not wanting them to see that I didn’t know what I was doing, I consciously chose actions to appear more secure and authoritative than I really was.  

[I decided, first, not to tell them that I’d never directed pros before, then to make very specific decisions about text cuts (that was the straw that caused the rebellion) and tell them exactly what was in, what was out, and what we could discuss.  I made some specific blocking decisions, worked out some physical business to insert, and made some very specific character notes.

[I deliberately selected these actions so that I’d seem to be in charge and on top of the situation (even though I wasn’t).  It was all a choreographed act I figured would carry us into the rehearsals far enough until the work itself became a focus.

[One thing that worked in my favor that I couldn’t have known was that the cast was so desperate for some guidance and direction that they glommed onto my efforts like Velcro!  The bluff worked, but mostly because the cast was really ready for it.

[Here’s the bit that parallels Kirk’s anecdote: after the play opened, and we had our opening night party, several of the cast, drunk by then, very forcefully said they’d work with me anytime again and that I was a real “actors’ director.”  That’s when I told them that this had been my first professional gig.  They were shocked—and I was delighted!]

 

26 November 2025

'All’s Well That Ends Well' Production Notes, Part 1

by Kirk Woodward 

[Kirk Woodward, a prolific guest blogger on Rick On Theater, lives in Little Falls in Passaic County, New Jersey, north of Montclair in neighboring Essex County, in the environs of which, much of his theater work is staged.  Among the many small theater groups in and around Montclair is the Saint James Players.  Kirk’s previous post concerning SJP was “A Directing Experience” (13 and 16 October 2023).

[SJP mounts one main production a year, usually a Shakespeare play (though the production described in “A Directing Experience” was Sophocles’ Antigone, a Greek tragedy and SJP’s first—and, so far, only—non-Shakespearean production).  Associated with Upper Montclair’s Saint James Episcopal Church, SJP is an amateur and semi-professional community troupe.

[This year’s production, returning to the tradition of presenting a Shakespeare play, was All’s Well That Ends Well, a “problem play” (which Kirk defines below) and a comedy.  It was mounted earlier this fall with Kirk codirecting alongside his longtime friend, Colleen Brambilla.  Kirk kept a journal of the work on All’s Well, which he’s submitted for publication on Rick On Theater, as he’s done several times in the past.]

In March 2025, as the Saint James Players (SJP) of Upper Montclair, New Jersey, began to plan for its annual production of a play by William Shakespeare (1564-1616), Sharon Quinn, who had directed the previous year’s production of his play Love’s Labours Lost (possibly written in the mid-1590s; presented by SJP: 13-15 and 20-21 September 2024), suggested a production of his play All’s Well That Ends Well (abbreviated as AWW or All’s Well).

I had been intending to propose a different project – a production of Shakespeare’s The Merchant of Venice (probably written between 1596 and 1598) in which the controversial character of Shylock was replaced by another character, eliminating the “religious” issue from the play. But a close friend had just warned me against this idea.

I suspected that she was correct. Not all ideas are good ones. (I still haven’t completely given up on it, though.) I was interested in Sharon’s idea, but she didn’t want to direct again this year unless she had to, and I suggested that I direct the play with my longtime friend Colleen Brambilla (see “Notes from a Sometime Actor” [27 December 2019]), a skilled choreographer and director.

We proposed the idea to the SJP board and the board liked it. I made a cutting of the play, since the SJP requests that when possible its productions be one act and no more than 90 minutes long. This approach might not be appropriate for all Shakespeare’s plays, but it seemed feasible this time.

The cutting was not difficult, partly because a great deal of the original play is comedy that is unlikely to come across to the audience. I adopted the principle that anything that needed a footnote in order to be understood today had to go. I tried to maintain the storyline and not leave the secondary characters with too little to do.

The play itself is problematic, beginning with its dates. Scholars estimate that it might have been written sometime between 1598 and 1608 – a wide range. I see a few things in it that seem to me to date it after 1606, one of them being the use of the word ‘equivocate,’ which came into usage that year in connection with the notorious Gunpowder Plot to blow up the king and Parliament.

There is no report of any production of the play in Shakespeare’s time. It initially appears in the First Folio (the 1623 published collection of Shakespeare’s plays). Compared to more familiar plays of Shakespeare’s, it has been produced little since (see note in the afterword below).

Reading – and, we assumed, seeing – it can be a complex experience. All’s Well is frequently called a “problem play,” defined by Wikipedia as “a play that poses complex ethical dilemmas that require more than typically simple solutions.”

This is well said. For a comedy AWW is peculiar. Comedies typically end in romance; AWW does not, because as far as the reader can tell, although it concludes with a marriage, during the entire play the groom has had no use at all for the bride, and it’s not clear that he ever will.

Shakespeare as a dramatist characteristically examines the themes of his plays from multiple angles. My take on the play as we began work on it was that AWW, like the more familiar As You Like It (frequently abbreviated as AYLI, first registered in 1560), looks at the subject of love from varied perspectives, and that in this case Shakespeare has chosen particularly difficult viewpoints that do not easily resolve themselves.

I thought of AWW as the “underside” of AYLI. Many of the aspects of love in the play make us uncomfortable – unrequited love, self-love, love of status and influence, love of war and glory.

Helena, the principal character in the play, is in love with Bertram, a man above her station with absolutely no interest in her at all. He is however “on the prowl” for other women, and Helena uses this fact, among others, to try to win his favor. She is the active character in the play, and at the end she maneuvers her way to victory, but what has she won? And yet the play, at least technically, is a comedy!

With these things in mind we began preparing the production in April. As a director I’ve never felt I’ve done a particularly good job at preparing for a production, so I wanted to do better this time. I began by heeding the advice of my acting teacher, the late Elisabeth Dillon (see “‘Portrait of a Mentor’” by Alan Geller, posted on ROT on 30 July 2020) – she learned this from her teacher Herbert Berghof (1909-1990; see “Herbert Berghof, Acting Teacher” [1 June 2011]), I believe – that a director should read a play once through for each character in the play, “including the dog.”

Doing this, I began immediately to find nuances in the characters that I hadn’t seen before. For example, something that ought to be useful for us is the observation that many of the main characters seem impetuous, in a hurry.

This is useful because Colleen and I wanted to make sure we directed a comedy. Sharon originally suggested a “screwball comedy” like a number of films from the 1930’s. I pictured the play as a farce – very fast pace, rapid entrances and exits. Colleen suggested that it resemble a Monty Python episode. We thought it likely that it would end up all three.

I wrote my friend Steve Johnson:

I think the text we have is a draft, possibly a first draft. Not to say there weren’t later scripts, but as you know we don’t have any, and no records of production in Shakespeare’s time either; the First Folio is also the first indication it existed. There are a number of peculiarities in the script that to me say “I’ll fix that later – got to finish,” particularly the careless naming of the peripheral characters like First Lord and Steward, and the first indication of the disguise subplot – the widow tells Helena, “I’ve got a great idea, tell you later,” but a few scenes later Helena comes up with the idea and has to sell the widow on it.

 

I read Auden’s lecture on the play; for him it’s primarily about Honor, and that’s definitely correct. I also see it as the reverse side of “As You Like It,” with AYLI’s in-depth examination of love between two people who care for each other. AWW is about two people one of whom absolutely does not care for the other, and other kinds of love get a look too, such as straight-out lust, self-love, love of status, and so on . . . as though AYLI is a lovely piece of needlework and AWW is the stitching you see on the back of it.

 

(Poet and critic W. H. Auden [1907-1973] gave a series of lectures as a course at the New School for Social Research [now simply the New School] in New York City from 2 October 1946 to 14 May 1947. Auden never prepared them for publication as a book himself, but the volume was reconstructed and edited by literary critic Arthur Kirsch [b. 1932], now professor emeritus at the University of Virginia, using notes taken by Auden’s students at the time.  The lectures were published in 2000 by Princeton University Press.

 

(In the published Lectures, the discussions of each play are presented as separate chapters, entitled simply by the name of the play they discuss. [All’s Well is on pages 181-184.] During his original lectures, Auden grouped these as “problem plays” thematically.)

 

Colleen and I agreed not to try to “block” or stage the scenes in the show until we saw who was cast and how they handled the space and the entrances and exits we worked out (which of course were also tentative).

So in early April Colleen and I sat down for three hours and worked out the entrances and exits that the actors would make in the show (tentatively, again, depending on how they looked when we saw them on stage).

We got the job done, and I was happy with how well we worked together. It had been a while since I co-directed with anybody, and forty years or so since I co-directed with Colleen on the farce Chemin de Fer by Georges Feydeau (1862-1921), and on the musical Something’s Afoot (book, music, and lyrics by James McDonald, David Vos, and Robert Gerlach), which had opened on Broadway (not directed by us) in 1976.

My temperament is not basically collaborative; I tend to jump in and do a lot of things before my partner has a chance to get started. I decided not to do that this time, and as it turned out Colleen and I treated each other with respect, listening to each other’s ideas and agreeing on which were better.

A week or so later, Colleen told me she had thought of a formulation of the style of the play that would convey it quickly and clearly – we would do the play as a “graphic novel,” which would allow for strong picturization, non-realistic action when needed, and even “balloons” of words to illustrate what characters were thinking (which we ultimately did to indicate where scenes were taking place). This struck me as perfect, offering clear illustrations of what’s going on in the play, and plenty of opportunities for outlandish ideas or exaggerations.

I presented this idea at the company’s “announcement meeting.” Colleen couldn’t be there – 27 April, so I described the play we were doing, talked about its style, emphasized the important dates, and generally tried to stir up enthusiasm for the project.

Our auditions on 12 and 13 May were “cold readings,” where arrivals are given scenes to read. (If they’ve read the published play beforehand that’s even better, but of course the version we were doing was shorter than the published version.) We tried to find scenes for the principals and for the different types of characters in the play (young and old, energetic and passive, and so on).

A technical note: when I was growing up, a “side” was a script on which one actor’s lines were written, with blank spaces for the lines of the other actors in the scene. This was supposed to encourage performers to listen closely to each other, which you have to do if you don’t know what the other person is going to say.

I haven’t encountered “sides” of that kind in years and I don’t know if anyone uses them today. Our “sides” for auditions were just short scenes. I did add one innovation that I’ve always thought would be worth trying: at the top of each “side” I wrote out a short description of its context, hoping that this would at least start the auditioners out on the right track when they read the scene. (It did seem to.)

For actors waiting to audition, I also prepared a cast breakdown; a summary of production dates; and a list of numbers of the audition scenes so the papers didn’t get hopelessly scrambled.

And I made “audition sheets” to collect each actor’s contact information, conflicts on rehearsal dates, and any information they wanted us to know about themselves. I forgot to print the audition sheets out, went to auditions without them, and had to dash home, print them out, and bring them back.

We had a small group for the first auditions, eight actors, several unfamiliar to us. The second night was much the same, except that we had many more extremely talented women than we thought we could possibly find roles for in the play. This is a familiar situation in theater: plays written by men, with lots of men’s roles, and mostly women available to play them.

To be fair to Shakespeare, he had severe limitations on how many women’s roles he could write, since acting by women on stage was forbidden by cultural norms at that time. As far as we know, theater companies in his day would have a handful of male actors who specialized in women’s parts – boys, some of them apparently remarkably good performers, and they must have been skilled for Shakespeare to have written Cleopatra, Lady Macbeth, and Helena, in our play, for them.

Nevertheless Shakespeare made as much of women’s roles as he could. In AWW the women are the doers, the ones with agency, much more farsighted than the men. In our production the play came across as a feminist statement. If Shakespeare had been able to write for a cast that included female actors, what else might he have been able to accomplish?

Colleen raised the possibility that Shakespeare had played women’s roles in his early days in theater. (In his day boys played the women’s roles until they grew out of them.) It’s a tantalizing thought.

We have no idea, of course; because there is no information available today on Shakespeare’s late teen and early adult years. But she raises an intriguing possibility. Might he have been equipped to write strong roles for women because he’d played them?

We sat down together and worked out the casting for the show, working slowly from the leading roles on. One event was unique in my experience: we weren’t positive that Lydia De Souza, who had greatly impressed us in auditions, would be interested in playing a role in the broad style we were hoping to use for the play. I suggested that we call her and ask. We did, she said she was excited by the idea, and we told her she was cast.

The next day I drafted an email offering people roles, sent it to Colleen for review, and sent it out. The first reply, which I received almost immediately, read, “No. I would love to work with you and Colleen again, but if I'm doing Shakespeare, I like to be able to speak a few times. . . [.] I'm sorry you thought I only deserved one scene.” This was a turn-down, and we moved on to our next choice.

Casting really is an awful process. I learned from this experience that directors don’t cast actors. They cast plays, as best they can. Life would be easier if actors (including myself, when I’m auditioning) could believe that.

After about a week we collected enough acceptances to assemble a cast, and I went to work on a rehearsal schedule. At this point it was May; the company’s policy is to rehearse on Sunday and Monday nights through the summer, moving to production week (the last week of rehearsals) with performances in late September.

It took about five concentrated hours to finish a draft of a schedule; I had to make a chart with every scene by number (all 27) on one axis and all the characters on the other, in order to be able to keep track of who was in each scene.

We made, and stuck to, several decisions about how the play would be staged. Performing in the front of the sanctuary of the church, we made no effort to conceal any of it (for example, the pulpit, the baptismal font, or the altar). We used no curtains, amplification, or lighting effects. The only “technical” element of the show was a set of speakers for three music cues, for the beginning of the play, a march, and the curtain call.

This decision-making process illustrates something I’ve said many times: directing a play by Shakespeare isn’t the same as directing a typical play. It’s more like staging a musical – or a military campaign. A great deal of the work is strategy.

After creating a rehearsal schedule, I second-guessed myself, felt that the schedule was too loaded on the early rehearsals; second-guessed myself again, and finally felt it was all right. I sent it to Colleen, who approved it, and drafted this email on 15 May to accompany the email with the schedule:

Hi everyone,

 

Below and attached is a tentative rehearsal schedule for “All’s Well.” (It’s always tentative – things happen.) Because of major conflicts in early June, we will begin rehearsals with a read-through on Monday, June 23, followed by two nights of basic staging. From then on, scene work will alternate with full cast run-throughs. 

 

Since the play is only about 70 minutes long, even at run-through rehearsals we will be able to work scenes as well, as needed. We don’t want to waste anyone’s time, but pretty much everyone’s scenes are spread throughout the whole play.

 

The script we’re using has numbered scenes (1 through 27!). Because we will work on multiple scenes in many rehearsals, since the first thing we’ll stage is entrances and exits, when a director calls a scene number, you can go directly to the entrance point. Think of it as movie acting – scene by scene, not necessarily in order! 

 

Because of conflicts, it may be a while before some scenes get detailed work. Don’t worry, it’s planned for.

 

Comments welcome. Thank you!

 

Colleen and Kirk


Meanwhile, as I started to think about “blocking” the movements and events of the play, I wondered if we should be planning to “gag it up” with the play, putting in hopefully humorous stunts within the action.

I found myself thinking this way: “gags” are fine in the framework of the play if we want them, but where the characters in the play are concerned, humor must come from their personalities and not be arbitrary.

Colleen and I sat down, figured out the remaining casting questions, and got a lot further on our ideas for the production. We continued working on things we could pre-plan, agreeing that for this particular show, much would have to be decided as we went along.

My new motto as I worked through the script: “Physicalize!” This has not always been on the top of my list as a director (it is for Colleen), but I was learning.

One of our actors, in a major role, had health issues, and after much discussion I suggested to him that he might switch to a smaller role, and he accepted . . . and then declined the role because it was too small! See earlier maxim – directors don’t cast actors, they cast plays.

Around the same time we had also lost a male teenager in the cast and gained an older woman. Colleen and I met to try to distribute the supporting roles so everyone had a meaningful part in the play.

Then the woman playing Lafeu was cast in an off-Broadway production. We replaced her with another woman we know, an opera singer by training. She had never performed in a Shakespeare play but was willing to give it a go, but there was one performance (the second Friday) she couldn’t miss.

We offered to find someone else for that one performance if she’d take the part, and started looking. I suspected it would be me. We came close a couple of times and finally found someone.

The first rehearsal was a read through on 1 June. We had all but two cast members there (we knew those two had conflicts – the first of many throughout the rehearsal period). It felt great actually to begin work with the actors, and what a lovely group they were – Colleen and I were relieved and excited.

We read through the play (which took about an hour) and caught everyone up on line assignments, and Colleen walked them through the opening procession of the show, up the center aisle to the front, to give them a flavor of what the production would be like. We were relieved to see that the distribution of lines among the actors was fairly even – enough, we hoped, to let everyone feel the show was worth doing.

Meeting again, Colleen and I were uncertain how to proceed with blocking the movement in the play. We decided that at the next rehearsal we’d stage the entrances and exits, letting the actors move freely during the scenes themselves, and then we’d decide how to handle the rehearsal after that.

This was the first time I’d staged the entrances and exits of a play by themselves and before anything else. It made sense in this case because in our version there were a total of twenty-seven scenes in the play, with no two successive scenes in the same location.

We figured the cast would have a sense of security once they had the outline of the play in hand. I told the cast it was like giving them a glass jar and then we’d all fill in the contents.

The “entrances and exits” rehearsal was hard work, but the cast did seem to enjoy knowing what they were dealing with. We repeated this approach at the next rehearsal, at which I offered a few character suggestions.

Then I left on 5 July for two weeks of vacation in North Carolina. I experienced some stress at the beach because I realized that Colleen would be blocking the whole show, and would I know how to work usefully with what she got done, when I got back? 

As I watched the ocean from our rented vacation house I tried to think what “activities” (often called “exercises,” but I’m not fond of that word) might help the actors. But I needed to see her results before I could make any decisions.


21 November 2025

Berserk Goat Causes Chaos in Detroit

 

[On Wednesday, 18 November, an incident occurred in Detroit that simply defies comprehension.  So many separate characteristics and aspects of life in America came together at one time and in one spot that retelling this incident sounds so absurd and unbelievable, that you’d be excused if you dismissed it as made-up or a hoax. 

[If it were, however, it pulled in several local news reporters, staged several ready-for-video scenarios, and even caught comedian Stephen Colbert, host of CBS’s The Late Show, so that he created a special segment on Wednesday night’s show devoted entirely to it.

[I searched through a number of the “straight” news reports on the incident and am reposting one below, and then I’m presenting a transcript of Colbert’s LSSC bit as a comic take on the event.  The problem, as you’ll see, is that the occurrence is so bizarre—at each turn, a new development is more incredible than what went before, piling one absurdity on the previous ones—that the actual news report is almost as funny as Colbert’s deliberately comic routine.

[I’ve tried to post occasional funny or silly bits on Rick On Theater in the past, but I think this is the first time I’m posting something for no other reason than that it's hilarious.  It had me belly-laughing each time Colbert added a new detail.  I can’t believe that anyone hearing this tale could predict what comes next as it unfolds.  If someone makes a movie of this happening, sticking strictly to what actually occurred and in the way that it happened—without embellishment or manipulation—viewers who hadn’t seen the news coverage of it would swear it was composed by filmmaker who’s a master of absurdist or screwball comedy.  You see if you don’t agree!]

ESCAPED GOAT CAUSES CHAOS IN DETROIT,
SCARED MAN JUMPS ON CAR
by Ben Hooper

[This is the UPI (United Press International) report that Stephen Colbert used as his lead-in to the segment posted below.  It was filed on 18 November 2025, categorized as “Odd News.”]

Nov. 18 (UPI) -- A goat escaped from its owner’s home in Detroit and ran amok through a west side neighborhood, causing a frightened neighbor to jump on top of a car.

Dae’lan Scott was outside his family’s home Wednesday when he came face to face with an escaped goat named Smokey.

Security camera footage shows Scott jumping on top of a car and screaming as the goat approaches.

Scott’s brother, Jupiter Star, watched the scene unfold through a window while their mother ran outside with a knife in hand.

“She’s afraid of animals,” Star told FOX 2 Detroit.

The incident didn’t end in violence, however, as neighbor Robert Pizzimenti arrived to bring Smokey home.

Pizzimenti, aka Dr. Bob, is the owner of the Psychedelic Healing Shack, located near Scott’s family home. He keeps three goats: Smokey, Perfect and Angel.

Pizzimenti was cited for keeping the animals inside the city without permits, but he said he is hoping city officials will reconsider.

“If Detroiters were allowed to farm and garden the way many of us want to, we could have the most unique city on the planet,” Pizzimenti told WXYZ-TV [ABC affiliate].

Scott said he and Smokey have made peace, and he knows what to do if he sees a loose goat in the future.

“We would be cool! I know where to take him,” he said.

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THE LATE SHOW'S REFRESHING CHANGE OF SUBJECT:
SMOKEY THE GOAT AND THE PSYCHEDELIC HEALING SHACK

[This segment of The Late Show with Stephen Colbert aired on Wednesday, 19 November 2025, right at the top of the show, following the host’s opening monologue and before the entrance of Colbert’s first guest, actor Benedict Cumberbatch.

[The transcript presented below is based on the YouTube video’s accompanying transcript, which is posted in all caps and mostly without identification of the speakers or accompanying visuals.  (It can also have occasional—and sometimes frequent—mistranscriptions.)  I have reedited the YouTube rendering with the audio and video recording to correct for errors or oversights.]

Stephen Colbert, Host of The Late Show: You know, folks, I’ve been doing this job for about a decade and I’ve seen some crazy stuff come over the transom, but once in a while, you come across a headline that no amount of experience could possibly prepare you for, one that shakes you to your very core.

Well, ladies and gentlemen, today I learned “Escaped goat causes chaos in Detroit, scared man jumps on car” [UPI headline]

[CHEERS AND APPLAUSE]

Yes.  And to that I say, “Escaped goat causes curiosity in host, man sick of Trump jumps on story.”

[LAUGHTER]

This is The Late Show’s “Refreshing Change of Subject”!

[ON CHYRON, HAND OPENS POP-TOP CAN (labeled “A Different Thing!”)]

Female Voice [sighs]: Ahhh.

Colbert: Tonight’s “Refreshing Change of Subject” is an eternal story.  It is what happens when man and car meet goat.  For more, we go to FOX2, Detroit’s barnyard news leader.

News Anchor [Roop Raj, evening anchor]: Here’s an interesting one tonight.  What does a loose goat and psychedelic healing shack have in common?

Colbert: I have no idea, and I do not care.  Go on!

Reporter [Jessica Dupnack]: Now, you might have seen this floating around social media this weekend.  A video that’s gone viral of a guy here on Detroit’s west side.  He was running and screaming from a goat.

Video of Man [Dae’lan Scott, running, screaming, and climbing onto car roof]: Ahhh!

Ahhh [BLEEP]!

Ahhh!

Look at this here!

Ahhhhh!

Ahhhh!

Oh, my god.

Oh, [BLEEP].

Oh!

Get down!

Colbert: In terms of overreacting, I think that guy is the GOAT.  Because those, my friends, are some surprisingly panicked screams in the face of an animal you normally find at a petting zoo.

But it makes a little more sense when you isolate the goat’s audio. 

“Goat”: Excuse me, sir!  Can I talk to you about bitcoin?

Man on Car: Aahhh!

Colbert: And I know what you’re saying.  You’re saying, “Steve, that goat-screaming guy sounds like one of those screaming goats.”

To find out if that’s true, we asked an expert.

Video of Another Goat: Ohh-ohh-OOHHH-oh!

Colbert: Checks out.  A little higher, but it checks out.

But running in terror and then leaping atop a vehicle in the face of a domesticated vegetarian!  How scary could this goat actually [photo of yet a third goat]. . .  ahhh!

Ahhh!

Okay.

[CHEERS AND APPLAUSE]

I stand corrected.  The terrified man on the car was not alone in his goat phobia.  Reporters interviewed his brother, Jupiter Star – sadly, not his real name – about what happened next.

Jupiter Star: Just looked through the window, making sure he was okay.  And my mom running outside with a knife trying to . . . trying to . . . .

Reporter: Your mom brought a knife?

Yeah, she brought a knife trying to get it to him.  But she’s so scared of animals.

Colbert: Yes.  She’s scared of animals, even ones from petting zoos.  And well she should be: never forget FDR’s immortal words:

Dubbed Tape of FDR’s First Inaugural: The only thing we have to fear is . . . BUNNIES!  STAB, STAB, STAB!

Colbert: Now, it turns out, our goat friend is named Smokey, and he escaped from a local business. 

Reporter: The brother’s investigation into the loose goat led them down the street from their house to the Psychedelic Healing Shack.

Colbert: Okay, let’s . . .

[CHEERS AND APPLAUSE]

. . . let’s pause the video right there.

That goat was from the Psychedelic Healing Shack?  I’m gonna go ahead and say that if I’m trippin’ balls, the last thing i want to see is this [photo of third goat].

[CHEERS AND APPLAUSE]

There you go.

Okay, so who owns this shack and its medicinal goat? 

Cue Dr. Bob.

Dr. Bob [Robert Pizzimenti]: I kind of look like a goat. 

[LAUGHTER]

Colbert: Okay. Okay, let’s pause again.

No, you don’t, Dr. Bob.  You look like the uncle who brings cookies to Thanksgiving that are “not for the kids” [making "air quotes"].

By the way, for the record, Dr. Bob, Smokey isn’t Dr. Bob’s only prescription-strength goat. 

Reporter: The doc took in Smokey and Perfect and Angel.

Dr, Bob: You know, they’re just gentle creatures, and they’re biblical and they’re very healing.  If it was up to me, they might be in the house.  But my wife’s not going for that one.

[LAUGHS]

Colbert: Okay.  Pause a third time, please.  “Wife?”

Can we see a picture of Dr. Bob’s wife [photo of third goat again]?

Okay.  Side note . . . just a little side note.  In the process of researching this story, we found some other fun facts about Dr. Bob and his business.  For instance, last year, the Detroit police raided the building and seized 99 grams of psilocybin mushrooms and 10 grams of marijuana.

What!?

You’re telling me that the owner of the Psychedelic Healing Shack had drugs?!  How would the police have known?  But who possibly ratted him out?  It certainly wasn’t Angel.  He’s perfect!  And it certainly wasn’t Perfect.  He’s an angel!

Unfortunately, in the wake of his legal troubles, Dr. Bob recently put the Psychedelic Healing Shack up for sale.

Quick note to my wife.  Evie, I think I know what we’re doing come June [a reference to the cancellation of The Late Show, effective May 2026].

[APPLAUSE]

Darling, on a scale of 1 to 3, how many goats do you want?

This has been a “Refreshing Change of Subject”!

[CHEERS AND APPLAUSE]

We’ll be right back with Benedict Cumberbatch.


16 November 2025

Telescope Farm

 

[A "telescope farm” is an observatory in a remote location with dark, clear skies (“Dark Sky Places”; see below in afterword to the second CBS News report) where amateur astronomers can house their own telescopes or rent access to existing ones.  Users control these telescopes remotely via the internet, often from the comfort of their homes, to capture high-quality astronomical images without dealing with local light pollution [see the last two articles posted below].

[Key characteristics of a telescope farm include:

   Remote Operation: Astronomers can be located anywhere in the world and operate the equipment via an internet connection.

   Dark Skies: The facilities are situated in locations with minimal light pollution, such as rural Texas or regional Australia, which allows for much clearer and more detailed observations than those possible in or near urban areas.

   Automated Infrastructure: The sites feature automated systems, such as sheds whose roofs open and close in unison, to protect the equipment and facilitate remote, of-ten scheduled, operation.

   Accessibility: This business model makes high-quality astrophotography and research accessible to amateur stargazers and researchers who may not have the resources, location, or time to operate a personal observatory. 

[Companies like Starfront Observatories in Rockwood, Texas, in the U.S. and iTelescope in Coonabarabran, New South Wales, Australia, are examples of businesses that provide these services.] 

LIGHT POLLUTION IS WASHING OUT THE NIGHT SKY.
A REMOTE TELESCOPE FARM HELPS STARGAZERS
BRING THE COSMOS TO THEIR SCREENS
by David Schechter, Aparna Zalani, and Jojo Macaluso

[I was watching the evening news last Wednesday, 12 November, when I caught a report about a telescope farm in remote Central Texas.  The story fascinated me, even though I’m not an amateur astronomer.  I immediately downloaded the online report from the “Eye On America” segment of that evening’s CBS Evening News, and did a little additional ‘Net surfing, to make a potential post for future use on Rick On Theater.

[As it happens, I’m in the process of finishing another post that’s taking more time than I anticipated, so I decided to go ahead and post “Telescope Farm” now, just because I think it’s an interesting story.]

By day, a row of plain-looking sheds in sleepy Rockwood, Texas, looks like nothing more than a place to store farm tools and feed. But when the sun dips below the horizon, their roofs peel back in unison to reveal a hidden network of hundreds of telescopes. 

The so-called telescope farm is the brainchild of amateur astronomer Bray Falls, who turned his passion into a business when he co-founded the company Starfront Observatories 18 months ago.

“It has not gotten old yet. It’s so cool, every single time,” Falls said of the transforming sheds.

Starfront rents space to customers who ship their telescopes to the farm and control them via the internet from the comfort of their homes. The remote location allows amateur stargazers to take stunning pictures they wouldn’t be able to from home, because the sky in Rockwood is much darker than where they live — helping solve one of amateur astronomers’ biggest problems: light pollution

The night sky has gotten harder to see due to a 10% yearly increase in light pollution over the past decade, according to a 2023 study published in the journal Science [see below]. 

Starfront’s customers live all over the world, including Europe, Asia and the Middle East, Falls said.

Chuck Ayoub in suburban Detroit has a garage full of telescopes, but he hardly uses them anymore after shipping one out to Texas.

“The big difference are the dark skies. I am 20 minutes from downtown Detroit, and that light pollution is a killer,” Ayoub said.

Most nights, Ayoub livestreams his telescope feed to his large social media following. There’s also a small camera at the base so he can see his telescope in action.

From the Starfront property, Falls and others are identifying celestial objects no one has ever seen before, such as a photo he calls the “Crown of Thorns” nebula. The discoveries are furthering our understanding of space, even as our ability to see it is fading.

When asked about the threat posed by light pollution, Falls said, “It really prevents people from dreaming, like seeing what’s above them, just awe. You get the tingles, you get the goosebumps.”

But now, it’s a feeling you can get — even from your basement in Detroit.

[David Schechter is a national environmental correspondent and the host of “On the Dot with David Schechter,” a guided journey to explore how we’re changing the earth and earth is changing us.  His work has been honored with a 2021 Alfred I. duPont-Columbia University Silver Baton for reporting about climate change.  He’s also a two-time winner of the national Murrow Award for documentary, three-time Scripps Howard National Journalism Award winner, recipient of the Walter Cronkite Award for Excellence in Political Reporting and a James Beard Award Finalist.

[Aparna Zalani is an award-winning journalist for CBS News and Stations with over 25 years in journalism.  Before joining the CBS News Innovation Lab, she reported for MSNBC on major stories like the 2000 Florida election recount, the 9/11 attacks, and the 2011 Japanese tsunami.  An alumna of the NBC Page Program, Aparna joined the special projects unit at CBS Texas in 2013, working on local and state investigations, and covering medical and health stories.  She began her career in India at United Television (UTV), reporting for India Business Week.

[Jojo Macaluso is a Broadcast Associate at CBS News since January 2024; her prior experience includes positions as a News Assistant and a Production Intern at CBS News, as well as internships at NPR and dot.LA.  Macaluso has also contributed as a Quality Assurance Tester at UserTesting and a Technical Assistant at the Smithsonian American Art Museum.]

*  *  *  *
LED LIGHTS ARE ERASING OUR VIEW OF THE STARS
— AND IT'S GETTING WORSE
by David Schechter, Haley Rush, and Chance Horner

[This report on light pollution (the target of the embedded link above) is also from CBS News, broadcast on 1 September 2023.]

America’s rapid adoption of LED lighting saves money and uses less electricity. But it’s also making it harder to see the stars. 

Light pollution comes from excessive artificial light that causes the sky to glow and obscures the light of the stars, and the problem is growing fast. New research in the journal Science found the night sky is getting 10% brighter every year.  

Experts say much of that light pollution is driven by the growth of cheaper, cleaner and brighter LED lighting. 

“The most common kinds you see, the sort of bright white ones, are absolutely making the problem much worse,” said Stephen Hummel, the dark skies senior outreach coordinator at the University of Texas’ McDonald Observatory. 

A light pollution map of the United States shows the widespread nature of the problem. The eastern half of the United States is almost entirely blanketed by some level of light pollution. And while the night sky is hardest to see in big cities, the view of the night sky is also degraded in suburban and rural areas. 

“(Light) basically gets reflected from the sky and creates what we call air glow,” said Ohad Shemmer, an astronomer at the University of North Texas, who studies black holes. “The Milky Way is gradually disappearing from view. Many of the fainter stars are disappearing.”

Government regulation is driving the rapid switch to LEDs. In 2007, Congress mandated that all lightbulbs be three times more efficient. That policy finally took effect on August 1 of this year [2023], effectively banning new incandescent light bulbs in favor of LEDs and compact fluorescents.  

But there are unintended consequences. 

Research shows too much light at night can interrupt our sleep cycle, potentially contributing to health issues like certain cancers and heart problems. It’s also a major factor in the decline of insect populations which require darkness to navigate, and it contributes to the death of hundreds of millions of birds each year that fly into brightly lit buildings.   

The McDonald Observatory is in the Big Bend region of far West Texas. It’s home to the Hobby-Eberly Telescope, the largest of its kind in the world. At night it collects the faint lights of outer space on an exceptionally large mirror. A dark night sky is essential to that work. 

“If the sky got too bright, eventually there would be no point in building big telescopes on the ground at all,” said astronomer Steven Janowiecki, who is the telescope’s science operations manager. 

To protect the night sky, the Observatory helped organize the Greater Big Bend International Dark Sky Reserve. It covers an area of 15,000 square miles across West Texas and portions of northern Mexico. The certification is granted by the nonprofit DarkSky, which has more than 70 chapters across the country. 

The reserve is a partnership of parks, communities and local groups that have all agreed to better lighting practices by swapping out their bright white LED streetlights for amber-colored ones that do not scatter as much light up into the sky and by installing covers that point light downward. 

The Alpine [Texas] City Council unanimously passed an ordinance in 2021 regulating outdoor lighting. Nearly all the city’s 200 streetlights have been updated from white to amber. The ordinance gives businesses and homes 5 years to convert to dark sky friendly lighting or face a daily fine of $50. 

“[Dark skies are] our product,” said Chris Ruggia, the director of tourism for the City of Alpine. “It’s the experience of coming here, and if we want that to continue, to provide some kind of prosperity in the community, we have to take care of it.”  

Ruggia says there are local programs to help homeowners cover the associated costs of making the switch and that there has been little controversy around the mandate. But he anticipates that might change as the deadline approaches. 

“There’s going to be some conversations that aren’t easy, especially as the time limit runs out,” he said. 

The American Lighting Association, which represents lighting manufacturers, acknowledges the problem of light pollution is “more extensive than originally thought.”  In response, it says many of its manufacturers now make shielded outdoor light fixtures to direct light away from the sky. 

Light pollution readings taken across the reserve show the plan is working. Astronomer Stephen Hummel says there has been a 20% reduction in nighttime light pollution there since 2020.  

But it is not just small communities that are making an impact. Hummel points to big cities like Los Angeles, Chicago and Phoenix that are all swapping out overly bright streetlights for ones that are dark sky friendly. 

“The problem really is not money. It isn’t infrastructure, really. It’s awareness. Light pollution is completely reversible. It’s one of the few kinds of pollution that you could solve immediately. You could flip a switch and fix the problem,” he said. 

[U.S. Dark Sky Places: There are approximately 165 International Dark Sky Places — sanctuaries for natural darkness designated by the DarkSkyInternational (formerly International Dark-Sky Association) — across the United States.  In these places, you can often find exceptionally clear views of the night sky.

[Haley Rush is an Investigative Producer for CBS News & Stations/Local News Innovation Lab.  She brings experience from previous roles at KPTV Fox 12 Oregon, KRQE NEWS 13/KASA FOX 2, and KPLC-TV.  Rush holds a 2013 Bachelor of Arts degree in Broadcast Journalism from Mayborn School of Journalism – University of North Texas.  

[Chance Horner is a photojournalist and producer covering climate change and the environment for CBS News.]

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RAPID BRIGHTENING OF NIGHT SKIES GLOBALLY:
RECENT RESULTS FROM CITIZEN SCIENCE AND SOLUTIONS

[This article was posted to the website of the American Astronomical Society on 1 March 2023.  It’s somewhat technical, and the references are mostly from scientific journals, so I've included the list of sources, which I would ordinarily omit, below the article itself.  (Most of the references are likely to be in university libraries or the public systems of large cities, rather than local community libraries.  I see, however, that all have URL’s noted in the citations below, so there may be online editions accessible—though some may limit access in one way or another.)]

A recent paper by Kyba et al. (2023) [this is a link to the Science article referenced in the report above] found that light pollution of the world’s night skies has increased by as much as 10% a year since 2011, based on star counts made by citizen scientists. Paraphrasing the authors, night skies would brighten by a factor of about four over the duration of human childhood, strongly reducing the visibility of stars. This has been widely covered in the media and articles. Here, we share an overview of these results, related consequences, and one ray of hope: ground-based light pollution can be addressed through mitigating solutions that have already been successfully demonstrated.

[A citizen scientist is a member of the general public—an amateur or nonprofessional researcher—who voluntarily participates in scientific work (i.e., citizen science, also known as community science or participatory science), often in collaboration with or under the direction of professional scientists and scientific institutions.]

Although our newsfeeds and attention are dominated by SpaceX Starlink launches and the impact on astronomy from low-earth orbiting satellites, ground-based light pollution remains the largest threat to astronomical science and to humanity’s relationship with the skies. The recent citizen-science analysis in Kyba et al. 2023 revealed that terrestrial light pollution has not gone away and is, in fact, increasing faster than expected, by as much as 10% each year over the previous year. Although even this is likely an underestimate, there is some good news: ground-based light pollution can be mitigated successfully.

Skyglow — the most familiar symptom of light pollution — is caused by atmospheric scattering of light from ground-based sources (direct or reflected). Short wavelengths are scattered most effectively leading to the familiar light domes and distinctive glow that yield a washed-out appearance to the skies above light-polluted regions at night. Anyone who has frequented a major metropolitan area well knows that seeing more than a handful of stars is rare. And as astronomers, we’re all familiar with the forlorn husks of once-productive research facilities now stranded amongst bustling, brightly lit city streets or university campuses.

As the global population continues to grow and cities expand, the problem of light pollution grows and expands with them. This seems like a faraway concern for most astronomical sites these days, with the largest telescopes being built in remote regions of the planet with little light pollution to worry about, for now. However, with growth rates as high as 10% per year, the impact of light pollution poses an increasing problem for our science.

Light pollution isn’t just bad for our astronomical sites. How many astronomers were motivated to consider an astronomy career by childhood experiences of the night sky or an astronomical event (Comet Hale-Bopp, anyone?)? As fewer and fewer people are able to experience the night sky, we lose the inspiration that drives our science, something that makes astrophysics one of the easiest physical sciences to "sell" to the public and that brings talented engineers to our field to design and run our facilities.

[Comet Hale-Bopp, formally designated C/1995 O1, last appeared over Earth in 1997. It’s predicted to appear next in about 4385 (2,360 years from now).]

Beyond these human concerns, there is increasing evidence that ground-based light pollution is responsible for disruption to human and animal circadian rhythms (Cao et al. 2023, Touzot et al. 2023), migratory patterns (Torres et al. 2020), and plant seasonal cycles (Meng et al. 2022), as well as changes in reproductive cycles of insects (Firebaugh & Haynes 2016) to name a few of the problems. It may also make urban air quality worse (Stark et al. 2011, Shith et al. 2022). Poor-quality outdoor lighting, which is the source of light pollution, wastes energy (Tatro 2020) and is in part responsible for workplace accidents (Wren & Locke 2015). So, even if your own scientific endeavors are not impacted by ground-based light pollution, it is highly likely that your life or environment is.

[The circadian rhythm is the natural, internal process that regulates the physical, mental, and behavioral changes an organism experiences over a roughly 24-hour cycle. The word ‘circadian’ comes from the Latin circa diem, meaning ‘about a day.’

[This “internal clock” is found in most living things, including humans, animals, plants, and microorganisms. It’s primarily influenced by light and darkness and regulates important functions like sleep-wake cycles, body temperature, hormones, and digestion.

[Disruptions to the circadian rhythm (e.g., from jet lag or shift work) can negatively impact health and well-being, leading to sleep disorders, fatigue, and an increased risk of other health issues like obesity and depression.]

For more than a decade, NSF’s [National Science Foundation] National Optical-Infrared Astronomy Research Laboratory (NOIRLab) has been leading a citizen-science program known as the Globe at Night. This program collects estimates of naked-eye limiting magnitude (NELM) and Sky Quality Meter measurements submitted by volunteers around the world. Contributions typically exceed some 10,000 to 30,000 observations per year with more than a quarter of a million data points from 180 countries over the last 17 years.

[NELM is the magnitude of the faintest star you can see with your unaided eyes in a particular night sky. It varies depending on factors like light pollution, atmospheric conditions, and your own vision, but is a common way to measure the darkness of the sky. A lower number for limiting magnitude means a darker sky where fainter stars are visible.

[Sky Quality Meter (SQM) measurements quantify the brightness of the night sky in a specific area. This measurement is typically taken in “magnitudes per square arcsecond” (mag/arsec2) using a portable device, with lower numbers indicating a darker sky. These measurements are used to monitor light pollution, with data collected by amateur astronomers and researchers worldwide.]

Kyba et al. (2023) studied the NELM estimates and based on these data inferred a global average increase in the light pollution of 9.6% (10.4% in North America) per year between 2011 and 2022. This is a much larger increase than has been reported by studies using only satellite remote sensing observations of light emissions (Kyba et al. 2017, Sanchez de Miguel 2017), which had found a roughly 2% per year increase on a global average basis. Satellite instrumentation is focused on wavelengths of 500-900 nm [nanometer, a unit of length equal to one billionth of a meter commonly used to express the very tiny dimensions of electromagnetic radiation], which misses short-wavelength optical emissions characteristic of modern white light-emitting diodes (LEDs) that increasingly dominate the light budgets of cities. In addition, blue light (i.e., shorter wavelengths) is more effectively scattered in the atmosphere than other colors. These two effects give a possible reason for the lower estimate from orbital-based light pollution measures versus the ground-based estimates studied by Kyba et al. The team also points out that direct glare from poorly shielded LED street lights could blind observers near them to faint stars, biasing the NELM estimates toward brighter values without increasing skyglow locally (BarĂ¡, Bao-Varela & Kocifaj 2023).

It is probable that the global average change of +9.6% per year is in fact an underestimate of the true rate of increase in light pollution. Since artificial nighttime lighting is strongly correlated with economic performance metrics (Rybnikova 2022) and regions with high rates of economic growth are under-sampled in the Globe At Night data, it is likely that the true rate of increase exceeds 10% per year.

For our work as astronomers, this means that skies over existing observatories are getting noticeably degraded over timescales far less than one astronomer's lifetime, and the options available for sufficiently dark locations for new observatories are dwindling rapidly. This finding also demonstrates (as the authors note) that existing lighting policies are not adequate for the protection of the night sky.

There is, however, some good news — the sky glow from artificial light at night can be reduced. The strategies for cutting light pollution are straightforward: use outdoor lighting only when, where, and how it is needed (timing, area, and brightness), minimize blue light content, and use fully shielded fixtures (see Outdoor Lighting Basics for more information). Those approaches may be simple, but as the Kyba et al. study shows, more effort is needed to put these recommendations into ordinances, bylaws, and other regulations to reverse the degradation of our shared night sky, which is a millennia-old resource and inspiration for us all.

Please join us at AAS 242 in Albuquerque to hear about recent successes in mitigating light pollution, the creation of protected dark-sky places, recent documentaries on the many ways we connect to dark skies, and how good lighting practices have been implemented in lighting ordinances in different regions of the US. [This meeting of the American Astronomical Society took place on 4-8 June 2023.]

References:

•   BarĂ¡, S., Bao-Varela, C., & Kocifaj, M. 2023. “Modeling the artificial night sky brightness at short distances from streetlights”. Journal of Quantitative Spectroscopy and Radiative Transfer, vol. 296, 108456. https://doi.org/10.1016/j.jqsrt.2022.108456 

   Cao, M., Xu, T., & Yin, D. 2023. “Understanding light pollution: Recent advances on its health threat and regulations” Science Direct, vol 127, 589-602. https://doi.org/10.1016/j.jes.2022.06.020

   Firebaugh, A. & Haynes, K. J. 2016. “Experimental tests of light-pollution impacts on nocturnal insect courtship and dispersal” Oecologia, 182, 4, 1203-1211. https://doi.org/10.1007/s00442-016-3723-1

   Kyba, C. C. M., Kuester, T., Sanchez de Miguel, A., et al. 2017. “Artificially lit surface of Earth at night increasing in irradiance and extent” Science Advances, vol 3, 11. https://doi.org/10.1126/sciadv.1701528

   Kyba, C. C. M., Altintas, Y. O., Walker, C.E., et al. 2023. “Citizen scientists report global rapid reductions in the visibility of stars from 2011 to 2022” Science, vol. 379, 6629, 265-268. DOI: 10.1126/science.abq778

   Meng, L., Zhou, Y., O Roman, M., et al. 2022. “Artificial light at night: an underappreciated effect on phenology of deciduous woody plants” PNAS Nexus, vol 1, 2, pgac046. https://doi.org/10.1093/pnasnexus/pgac046

   Rybnikova, N. 2022. "Everynight Accounting: Nighttime Lights as a Proxy for Economic Performance of Regions" Remote Sensing vol. 14,  4, 825. https://doi.org/10.3390/rs14040825

   Sanchez de Miguel, A., Aube, A., Zamorano, J., et al.  2017. “Sky Quality Meter measurements in a colour- changing world” MNRAS, vol. 467, 3, 2966-2979. https://doi.org/10.1093/mnras/stx145

   Shith, S., Ramli, N. A., Awang, N. R., Ismail, M. R., Latif, M. T., & Zainordin, N. S. 2022. “Does Light Pollution Affect Nighttime Ground-Level Ozone Concentrations?” Atmosphere, vol. 13, 11, 1844. https://doi.org/10.3390/atmos13111844 

   Stark, H., et al. 2011. “City lights and urban air”. Nature Geoscience, vol. 4, 11, 730–731. https://doi.org/10.1038/ngeo1300

   Tatro, K., 2020. “Light Energy: Our Wasted Resource” Consilience, vol. 22, 65-72. https://doi.org/10.7916/consilience.vi22.6731

   Torres, D., Tidau, S., Jenkins, S., et al. 2020. “Artificial skyglow disrupts celestial migration at night” Current Biology, vol 30, 12, R696-R697. https://doi.org/10.1016/j.cub.2020.05.002

   Touzot, M., Dumet, A., Secondi, J., et al. 2023. “Artificial light at night triggers slight transcriptomic effects on melatonin signaling but not synthesis in tadpoles of two anuran species” Comparative Biochemistry and Physiology Part A: Molecular & Integrative Physiology, 111386. https://doi.org/10.1016/j.cbpa.2023.111386

   Wren, W., & Locke, S. 2015. “Upgraded Rig Lighting Improves Night Time Visibility While Reducing Stray Light and the Threat to Dark Skies in West Texas” SPE E&P Health, Safety, Security and Environmental Conference – Americas” March 2015. https://doi.org/10.2118/173492-MS