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21 November 2025

Berserk Goat Causes Chaos in Detroit

 

[On Wednesday, 18 November, an incident occurred in Detroit that simply defies comprehension.  So many separate characteristics and aspects of life in America came together at one time and in one spot that retelling this incident sounds so absurd and unbelievable, that you’d be excused if you dismissed it as made-up or a hoax. 

[If it were, however, it pulled in several local news reporters, staged several ready-for-video scenarios, and even caught comedian Stephen Colbert, host of CBS’s The Late Show, so that he created a special segment on Wednesday night’s show devoted entirely to it.

[I searched through a number of the “straight” news reports on the incident and am reposting one below, and then I’m presenting a transcript of Colbert’s LSSC bit as a comic take on the event.  The problem, as you’ll see, is that the occurrence is so bizarre—at each turn, a new development is more incredible than what went before, piling one absurdity on the previous ones—that the actual news report is almost as funny as Colbert’s deliberately comic routine.

[I’ve tried to post occasional funny or silly bits on Rick On Theater in the past, but I think this is the first time I’m posting something for no other reason than that it's hilarious.  It had me belly-laughing each time Colbert added a new detail.  I can’t believe that anyone hearing this tale could predict what comes next as it unfolds.  If someone makes a movie of this happening, sticking strictly to what actually occurred and in the way that it happened—without embellishment or manipulation—viewers who hadn’t seen the news coverage of it would swear it was composed by filmmaker who’s a master of absurdist or screwball comedy.  You see if you don’t agree!]

“ESCAPED GOAT CAUSES CHAOS IN DETROIT,
SCARED MAN JUMPS ON CAR”
by Ben Hooper

[This is the UPI (United Press International) report that Stephen Colbert used as his lead-in to the segment posted below.  It was filed on 18 November 2025, categorized as “Odd News.”]

Nov. 18 (UPI) -- A goat escaped from its owner’s home in Detroit and ran amok through a west side neighborhood, causing a frightened neighbor to jump on top of a car.

Dae’lan Scott was outside his family’s home Wednesday when he came face to face with an escaped goat named Smokey.

Security camera footage shows Scott jumping on top of a car and screaming as the goat approaches.

Scott’s brother, Jupiter Star, watched the scene unfold through a window while their mother ran outside with a knife in hand.

“She’s afraid of animals,” Star told FOX 2 Detroit.

The incident didn’t end in violence, however, as neighbor Robert Pizzimenti arrived to bring Smokey home.

Pizzimenti, aka Dr. Bob, is the owner of the Psychedelic Healing Shack, located near Scott’s family home. He keeps three goats: Smokey, Perfect and Angel.

Pizzimenti was cited for keeping the animals inside the city without permits, but he said he is hoping city officials will reconsider.

“If Detroiters were allowed to farm and garden the way many of us want to, we could have the most unique city on the planet,” Pizzimenti told WXYZ-TV [ABC affiliate].

Scott said he and Smokey have made peace, and he knows what to do if he sees a loose goat in the future.

“We would be cool! I know where to take him,” he said.

*  *  *  *
“THE LATE SHOW'S REFRESHING CHANGE OF SUBJECT:
SMOKEY THE GOAT AND THE PSYCHEDELIC HEALING SHACK”

[This segment of The Late Show with Stephen Colbert aired on Wednesday, 19 November 2025, right at the top of the show, following the host’s opening monologue and before the entrance of Colbert’s first guest, actor Benedict Cumberbatch.

[The transcript presented below is based on the YouTube video’s accompanying transcript, which is posted in all caps and mostly without identification of the speakers or accompanying visuals.  (It can also have occasional—and sometimes frequent—mistranscriptions.)  I have reedited the YouTube rendering with the audio and video recording to correct for errors or oversights.]

Stephen Colbert, Host of The Late Show: You know, folks, I’ve been doing this job for about a decade and I’ve seen some crazy stuff come over the transom, but once in a while, you come across a headline that no amount of experience could possibly prepare you for, one that shakes you to your very core.

Well, ladies and gentlemen, today I learned “Escaped goat causes chaos in Detroit, scared man jumps on car” [UPI headline]

[CHEERS AND APPLAUSE]

Yes.  And to that I say, “Escaped goat causes curiosity in host, man sick of Trump jumps on story.”

[LAUGHTER]

This is The Late Show’s “Refreshing Change of Subject”!

[ON CHYRON, HAND OPENS POP-TOP CAN (labeled “A Different Thing!”)]

Female Voice [sighs]: Ahhh.

Colbert: Tonight’s “Refreshing Change of Subject” is an eternal story.  It is what happens when man and car meet goat.  For more, we go to FOX2, Detroit’s barnyard news leader.

News Anchor [Roop Raj, evening anchor]: Here’s an interesting one tonight.  What does a loose goat and psychedelic healing shack have in common?

Colbert: I have no idea, and I do not care.  Go on!

Reporter [Jessica Dupnack]: Now, you might have seen this floating around social media this weekend.  A video that’s gone viral of a guy here on Detroit’s west side.  He was running and screaming from a goat.

Video of Man [Dae’lan Scott, running, screaming, and climbing onto car roof]: Ahhh!

Ahhh [BLEEP]!

Ahhh!

Look at this here!

Ahhhhh!

Ahhhh!

Oh, my god.

Oh, [BLEEP].

Oh!

Get down!

Colbert: In terms of overreacting, I think that guy is the GOAT.  Because those, my friends, are some surprisingly panicked screams in the face of an animal you normally find at a petting zoo.

But it makes a little more sense when you isolate the goat’s audio. 

“Goat”: Excuse me, sir!  Can I talk to you about bitcoin?

Man on Car: Aahhh!

Colbert: And I know what you’re saying.  You’re saying, “Steve, that goat-screaming guy sounds like one of those screaming goats.”

To find out if that’s true, we asked an expert.

Video of Another Goat: Ohh-ohh-OOHHH-oh!

Colbert: Checks out.  A little higher, but it checks out.

But running in terror and then leaping atop a vehicle in the face of a domesticated vegetarian!  How scary could this goat actually [photo of yet a third goat]. . .  ahhh!

Ahhh!

Okay.

[CHEERS AND APPLAUSE]

I stand corrected.  The terrified man on the car was not alone in his goat phobia.  Reporters interviewed his brother, Jupiter Star – sadly, not his real name – about what happened next.

Jupiter Star: Just looked through the window, making sure he was okay.  And my mom running outside with a knife trying to . . . trying to . . . .

Reporter: Your mom brought a knife?

Yeah, she brought a knife trying to get it to him.  But she’s so scared of animals.

Colbert: Yes.  She’s scared of animals, even ones from petting zoos.  And well she should be: never forget FDR’s immortal words:

Dubbed Tape of FDR’s First Inaugural: The only thing we have to fear is . . . BUNNIES!  STAB, STAB, STAB!

Colbert: Now, it turns out, our goat friend is named Smokey, and he escaped from a local business. 

Reporter: The brother’s investigation into the loose goat led them down the street from their house to the Psychedelic Healing Shack.

Colbert: Okay, let’s . . .

[CHEERS AND APPLAUSE]

. . . let’s pause the video right there.

That goat was from the Psychedelic Healing Shack?  I’m gonna go ahead and say that if I’m trippin’ balls, the last thing i want to see is this [photo of third goat].

[CHEERS AND APPLAUSE]

There you go.

Okay, so who owns this shack and its medicinal goat? 

Cue Dr. Bob.

Dr. Bob [Robert Pizzimenti]: I kind of look like a goat. 

[LAUGHTER]

Colbert: Okay. Okay, let’s pause again.

No, you don’t, Dr. Bob.  You look like the uncle who brings cookies to Thanksgiving that are “not for the kids” [making "air quotes"].

By the way, for the record, Dr. Bob, Smokey isn’t Dr. Bob’s only prescription-strength goat. 

Reporter: The doc took in Smokey and Perfect and Angel.

Dr, Bob: You know, they’re just gentle creatures, and they’re biblical and they’re very healing.  If it was up to me, they might be in the house.  But my wife’s not going for that one.

[LAUGHS]

Colbert: Okay.  Pause a third time, please.  “Wife?”

Can we see a picture of Dr. Bob’s wife [photo of third goat again]?

Okay.  Side note . . . just a little side note.  In the process of researching this story, we found some other fun facts about Dr. Bob and his business.  For instance, last year, the Detroit police raided the building and seized 99 grams of psilocybin mushrooms and 10 grams of marijuana.

What!?

You’re telling me that the owner of the Psychedelic Healing Shack had drugs?!  How would the police have known?  But who possibly ratted him out?  It certainly wasn’t Angel.  He’s perfect!  And it certainly wasn’t Perfect.  He’s an angel!

Unfortunately, in the wake of his legal troubles, Dr. Bob recently put the Psychedelic Healing Shack up for sale.

Quick note to my wife.  Evie, I think I know what we’re doing come June [a reference to the cancellation of The Late Show, effective May 2026].

[APPLAUSE]

Darling, on a scale of 1 to 3, how many goats do you want?

This has been a “Refreshing Change of Subject”!

[CHEERS AND APPLAUSE]

We’ll be right back with Benedict Cumberbatch.


18 January 2025

Kwame Alexander on 'The Late Show with Stephen Colbert'

 

[I watched The Late Show, the CBS late-night talk show with Stephen Colbert as host, on Monday night, 13 January 2025.  One of Colbert’s guests was poet and writer of children’s fiction Kwame Alexander, of whom I didn’t think I’d heard.  (It turns out he’d been on The Late Show before about a year ago, but I either forgot that appearance or missed that episode.)

[Alexander’s Encyclopedia Britannica entry says:

Kwame Alexander (born August 21, 1968, New York, New York) is an American poet, author of young adult and children’s fiction, and advocate for introducing literary works and the art of writing to schoolchildren. He gained national prominence after winning the Newbery Medal in 2015 for his novel The Crossover (2014), much of which he wrote in free verse.

Alexander was born to literary parents: his father was a writer and publisher and his mother an English teacher. When he was 12 years old, his family moved to Virginia. After first studying biochemistry at Virginia Tech, Alexander switched to English and developed an interest in poetry under professor and poet Nikki Giovanni. He began his career as an editor, producing The Flow: New Black Poets in Motion (1994). Among his other literary pursuits, he founded the Alexander Publishing Group and its imprint, BlackWords Press (1995–2005). In 2019 Alexander teamed with publisher Houghton Mifflin Harcourt to launch the Versify imprint, under which he helped choose children’s books to publish.

Alexander’s first poetry collection for adults, Just Us: Poems and Counterpoems, 1986–1995, was published in 1995. His other collections include Kupenda: Love Poems (2000), Dancing Naked on the Floor (2005), and And Then You Know: New and Selected Poems (2009). The book Crush: Love Poems (2007) was written for young adults. In Out of Wonder (2017), Alexander and poets Chris Colderley and Marjory Wentworth created poems in celebration of 20 of their favourite poets. Ekua Holmes, who illustrated Out of Wonder, won the 2018 Coretta Scott King Book Award for her work. In 2020 Alexander published Light for the World to See: A Thousand Words on Race and Hope, a collection of poems on historic events, including the killing of George Floyd, the protests of football player Colin Kaepernick, and the election of Barack Obama as U.S. president.

Among his other writing accomplishments, Alexander wrote stories for children. Indigo Blume and the Garden City (2010) tells about a little girl and her rooftop garden. Acoustic Rooster and His Barnyard Band (2011) introduces jazz to young children through animals. Surf’s Up (2016) follows the adventures of two frogs, one who likes to read and the other who likes to surf. In Animal Ark: Celebrating Our Wild World in Poetry and Pictures (2017), Alexander contributed verse to go along with photographs of animals. Published in 2019, The Undefeated is an homage to Black life in the United States. The book was named a Newbery Honor Book in 2020. Kadir Nelson, who illustrated The Undefeated, won the Caldecott Medal and the Coretta Scott King Illustrator Award in 2020 for his artwork.

Alexander also wrote books for an older audience. He Said, She Said (2013), for teens, explores the relationship between two seniors in high school: a football player and a social activist. Alexander’s award-winning book The Crossover follows a year in the lives of twin African American 12-year-old boys and their love of basketball. Rebound (2018) is a prequel to The Crossover, focusing on the twins’ father. In Booked (2016), Alexander again used free verse—this time, to explore a boy’s relationship with his family and friends as he navigates a soccer injury, bullying, and his reluctance to read. Working with novelist James Patterson, Alexander combined prose and poetry in Becoming Muhammad Ali (2020), a fictionalized retelling of the boxer’s youth. Solo (2017) and Swing (2018), both written with Mary Rand Hess, deal with weightier topics, such as drug addiction and social divisions, respectively. In 2022 Alexander published The Door of No Return, the first novel in a trilogy about a boy living in what is now Ghana who becomes entrapped in the transatlantic slave trade.

Alexander also wrote about the technical aspects of being an author. He published Do the Write Thing: Seven Steps to Publishing Success (2002) with Nina Foxx. In The Write Thing (2018), he discussed how writing workshops can benefit school-age children.

Besides writing, Alexander has been active in community-based initiatives. In 2006 he founded Book-in-a-Day, a nonprofit educational literacy service. The organization helps to promote reading and writing skills by encouraging children to write poetry and publish their work. In 2012 Alexander cofounded the Literacy Empowerment Action Project (LEAP), which is dedicated to increasing educational opportunities in Ghana. He is also a frequent contributor to Morning Edition, the daily news program on National Public Radio.

[In any case, I was very impressed with him as a talk show guest.  He had a charming and engaging personality and was a great raconteur, so I thought, if I could find a transcript of his interview, I'd run it on Rick On Theater.  I did find one, but it wasn’t like the News Hour transcripts I’m used to—these are full of errors and have no speaker identifications (except "Stephen" for the host, and a symbol for the guest, but no name, and no formatting).  So there was a lot of editing to do, and then I needed to listen to the video to fix all the mistranscriptions and gobbledygook.  (The transcription is clearly machine-generated and no human checked it.)

[So, I re-edited the transcript, which aside from the errors, had little punctuation, so I pretty much repunctuated it as well.  So what you’re about to read is about half computer-created and half mine.]

STEPHEN COLBERT: Welcome back, ladies and gentlemen!

My friends, my next guest is a New York Times best-selling author of 42 books, who has won the Newbery Medal [2015; for “the most distinguished contributions to American literature for children” for The Crossover, his children’s novel in verse] and an Emmy Award [The Crossover (2023) for Outstanding Young Teen Series; on Disney+].  His new book is How Sweet the Sound [Little, Brown and Company, 2025].  Please welcome back to The Late Show, Kwame Alexander!

[CHEERS, APPLAUSE, AND MUSIC.] 

We love poets on The Late Show.  We love having the artists on here who paint the pictures with the words and the rhythm and inflection and unexpected twists and turns and combinations, and I’m just curious: you as a poet—what is it that first drew you to poetry?  When did you discover poetry as a human being?

KWAME ALEXANDER: I was three years old.

COLBERT: You remember!

ALEXANDER: I remember.  I was living on the Upper West Side.  My parents were in graduate school at Columbia University.  My mother read to me every day—Lucille Clifton [African-American poet, writer, and educator; 1936-2010], Nikki Giovanni [African-American poet, writer, commentator, activist, and educator; 1943-2024], and Langston Hughes [African-American poet, social activist, novelist, playwright, and columnist; 1901-67].

But my favorite book was a book that went like this: “Fox / Socks / Knox / Box / Fox in socks / Socks in box” [Dr. Seuss, Fox in Socks (Random House, 1965)].  So, ummm . . . at my preschool, there was this kid who didn't like me, and one particular day, I built a castle out of wooden blocks to show my mother so she’d be proud of me when she came to pick me up, but this kid knocked ’em over.  So I went up to him and I used the only weapons I had.  Those were my blocks that you flipped.  Lest you want some quick payback, better fix my quick blocks stack.  [LAUGHTER.]  And he started crying.  [LAUGHTER.]  And so, when my mother came to school, the teacher was like, “Mrs. Alexander, we have a problem.  Your son Kwame is arrogant.  He intimidates all the kids with his words,” and my mother said, “Thank you.”

[NOTE: Alexander recited the Dr. Seuss lines from memory, but he misquoted it slightly.  He did the same with the Nikki Giovanni poem below.  In both cases, I’m transcribing verbatim what the poet said on camera, then I’ll post the correct verses as published in an afterword below.    ~RICK]

[CHEERS AND APPLAUSE.]

COLBERT: Mission accomplished!  

You were last here [on 1 February 2024] for your collection of poetry This Is the Honey [Little, Brown and Company, 2020].  You now have How Sweet the Sound: A Soundtrack for America.  This is your 42nd book—who’s counting—and many of your books are for kids.  Do you change anything in the way you write, if the book is for children as opposed to a general public?

ALEXANDER: Not really.  I try to write books that I would have wanted to have read when I was four or ten or 12 and I would love now.  So I’m writing about topics that I think families can read and enjoy together, but certainly, I have a soft spot in my heart for young people because I believe that the mind of an adult begins in the imagination of a child, and what better way to enhance . . . elevate that imagination than through the words on a page.

[CHEERS AND APPLAUSE.]

COLBERT: The book is a love letter, How Sweet the Sound . . . [APPLAUSE] . . . the book is a love letter to music.  What makes up the soundtrack to America to you?

ALEXANDER: Well, I believe it’s a symphony of refuge, it’s a score of redemption, it’s a . . . .  Last night I was at the Blue Note [Jazz Club, Greenwich Village] and I saw Sweet Honey in the Rock [all-female, African-American a cappella ensemble].  

COLBERT: Oh.  [SINGS:] “We all . . . everyone of us . . .” [We All . . . Every One of Us, 1983].

ALEXANDER: They sang that. 

COLBERT: They did?

ALEXANDER: Yeah.  And I don't care where you are from, what you are feeling . . . when you hear music, music can heal, it can give you hope.  It can open up a world of possibility, which is what the same thing I think children's books do.

COLBERT: Poetry and lyrics are . . . well, what is the difference to you?  Are they the same thing?

ALEXANDER: No.  I think maybe they are cousins.  Maybe they are kissing cousins. [LAUGHTER – ALEXANDER LAUGHS – MORE LAUGHTER.]  Imagine this, Stephen: lyrics, when they are done right, they need a beautiful guitarist, they need a sax player.  They need musicians to help elevate those words that are on the page.

COLBERT: They’re in relationship to the music that they’re dancing with. 

ALEXANDER: Poetry is the whole band.  Like, you have to do it all in those words on the page.  And I think that makes it special. 

COLBERT: Have you written lyrics?

ALEXABDER: Umm . . . not successfully.

COLBERT: You’ve given it a shot.

ALEXANDER: I’ve given it a shot, and that's when I found out they’re not the same.

COLBERT: One of those first poets that was read to you, the acclaimed poet Nikki Giovanni, passed away a few weeks ago [d. 9 December 2024; one of the world’s best-known African-American poets], and I know that she was your mentor.  How did the two of you become close?  That’s an extraordinary experience, to become close to someone who influenced you when you were 3.

ALEXANDER: Well, I met her in 1987.  This was the beginning of our relationship.  I was a sophomore at a place called Virginia Tech [Virginia Polytechnic Institute in Blacksburg; Giovanni was University Distinguished Professor Emerita at VPI since December 2022].  And she was a visiting professor.  Me, deeming myself a pretty fantastic poet, took her advanced poetry class. 

I think she gave me a C-minus. [LAUGHTER] And so, I was livid and I went to her office and I—I had just discovered jazz music—and so I went and sat down in her office during office hours and I said, I don’t understand why I got a C-minus.  I’m a poet.  I listen to Nancy Wilson [jazz singer; 1937-2018] and I’m channeling my inner jazz and I know what I’m doing.  And she said, “Kwame, I can teach you how to write poetry, but I cannot teach you how to be interesting.”

[LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE.]

COLBERT: Oh-ho!  I felt that.

ALEXANDER: That was the beginning of a 37-year relationship.

COLBERT: Are there any words of hers that you would like to leave us with here tonight?

ALEXANDER: Yeah.  Can the band join me on this?

COLBERT: Yeah!  Can you guys . . . [MUSIC.]

ALEXANDER: I know you just wrote a cookbook with your wife [Stephen Colbert and Evie McGee Colbert, Does This Taste Funny? (Celadon Books, 2024)], so you might find this apropos.

COLBERT: Okay.

ALEXANDER: It’s called “Still Life with Apron” [in Chasing Utopia: A Hybrid (William Morrow, 2013)] by Nikki Giovanni. 

I would like to see you
Cooking
I would like for you to cook
For me
I would like to see you decide
Upon the menu
Go to the market
And pick the fruit
The vegetables
The fish
I would like to see you smell the fish I would like for you to Test the
     flesh for freshness and firmness
I would like to watch you
In the bakery by the dinner rolls
Deciding: Rolls or Crusty Bread
I would like to watch you run back
To get the Goat Butter
 
I would like to be sitting in a corner
And you
Intent upon your meal
Not noticing me
When you go to the wine store
I would like to watch you wrestle with red or white wine
Of course, because it is fish, but red
Is so Seductive and who ever fell in love
Over a glass of white wine?  [LAUGHTER]
 
I—uncharacteristically on time—
Would like to greet you
I would like for you to greet me
In a butcher’s apron
I would like for you to greet me only
In an apron
I would like to watch the movement inside the
     apron
As I undress for you
I would like to watch you walk
No
Stroll to the closet
Where you bring out your buffalo plaid
     dressing gown
Your pilly much-washed dressing gown that
     smells like you
After you shower After you brush your teeth
After you comb your hair
I would like to embrace your odor
I would like to embrace
Your essence as we sit down to eat
I would like you to cook for me
Yes
I would like that
Very much

[CHEERS AND APPLAUSE.]

COLBERT: Thank you for that.  How Sweet the Sound is available tomorrow!

Kwame Alexander, everybody!  We will be right back!

[The verse from Dr. Seuss’s Fox in Socks goes like this (I’ll try to duplicate its original typography as well):

Fox
Socks
Box
Knox
Knox in box.
Fox in socks.
Knox on fox in socks on box.

 [Nikki Giovanni’s 2013 poem “Still Life with Apron” (as published in Chasing Utopia; again, I’ll attempt to replicate the poets format and typography):

I would like to see you
Cooking
I would like for you to cook
For me
I would like to see you decide
Upon a menu
Go to the market
And pick the fruit
The vegetables
The fish
I would like to see you smell the fish Test the
     flesh for freshness and firmness
I would like to watch you
In the bakery
In the bakery by the dinner rolls
Deciding: Rolls or Crusty Bread
I would watch you run back
To get the Goat Butter
 
I would like to be sitting in a corner
And you
Intent upon your meal
Not noticing me
When you go to the wine store
I would watch you wrestle with red or white
White, of course, because it’s fish, but red
Is Seductive and who ever fell in love
Over a glass of white wine?  
 
I—uncharacteristically on time—
Would like you to greet me
In a butcher’s apron
I would like to watch you greet me only
In an apron
You would ask me to undress
To undress for you
Before I sit down at the beautiful table
Before you hand me my glass
You would ask me to undress
I would like to watch you watch me
Undressing for you
I would like to watch the movement inside the
     apron
As I undress for you
I would like to watch you walk
No
Stroll to your closet
Where you bring out your old buffalo plaid
     dressing gown
Your pilly much-washed dressing gown that
     smells like you
After you brush your teeth
After you shower After you comb your hair
I would like to embrace your odor
Your odor Your essence as we sit down to eat
I would like for you to cook for me
I would like that
Very much

[And for those interested in Alexander’s new book, How Sweer the Sound, which brought him to The Late Show earlier this week, here’s a review from Kirkus Reviews, 12 October 2024:

HOW SWEET THE SOUND
by Kwame Alexander; illustrated by Charly Palmer

A work whose lyrical and artistic genius only becomes more apparent upon rereads.

A journey through American music history as shaped by Black artists and traditions.

Fittingly, given the U.S.’s long and complicated racial history, this work takes its title from the beloved hymn “Amazing Grace,” written by a slave trader turned abolitionist [John Newton (English; 1725-1807)]. The book begins on the African plains: “Listen to the fireside chorus / of the motherland / to the talking drums / dancing beneath the gold sun / that beat a bold tapestry / of yesterday’s stories / and tomorrow’s dreams.” Likewise, the author has created a beautiful tapestry, woven with song titles and musical references. With each introduction to a different genre, he implores readers to “listen.” Laced with powerful imagery, alliteration, and onomatopoeia (“BUM-DUN! BUM-DUN!”), his verse begs to be sung. Taking a comprehensive approach, Alexander explores regional styles such as go-go alongside internationally known genres, including gospel, jazz, and hip-hop. Palmer’s distinctive illustrations offer the perfect accompaniment. Bold colors set the mood, while his brush strokes evoke movement and convey strong emotion as he depicts everything from enslaved people joyfully dancing in New Orleans’ Congo Square to fists raised high for Black power to performances by Chuck Berry [1926-2017], Prince [1958-2016], Lauryn Hill [b. 1975], and other musicians. Detailed backmatter defines terms and explains the significance of the music referenced.

A work whose lyrical and artistic genius only becomes more apparent upon rereads. (Informational picture book. 5-10)

[How Sweet the Sound is available through Amazon ($17.09), Barnes & Noble ($18.99), Strand Book Store ($18.99), and Books of Wonder ($18.99).]


22 June 2023

John Kander: "Last of the Golden Age Composers" (Part 1)

 

[There have been a number of articles and TV programs devoted to or featuring coverage of the creative life and career of theater composer John Kander (b. 1927) during the past few months.  On Friday, 24 March, New York City Mayor Eric Adams proclaimed John Kander Day and unveiled a new street sign that renamed the block of 44th Street that runs in front of the St. James Theatre “Kander & Ebb Way” in honor of Kander and his longtime lyricist partner Fred Ebb (1928-2004).

[The renaming ceremony coincided with the first preview of the duo’s newest original musical, New York, New York, playing at the St. James. The event was held just days after Kander’s 96th birthday on 18 March.  As part of the ceremony, Lin-Manuel Miranda (b. 1980), who provides additional lyrics to New York, New York, recited the words to the song “First You Dream” from the 1997 Kander and Ebb musical Steel Pier.  Then, students from the Manhattan School of Music performed the title song from New York, New York.

[When I watched a report by Jeffrey Brown on the PBS NewsHour on 8 June, I decided to go back via the Internet and collect some of those pieces and post them here.  I ended up with five pieces, including a lengthy New York Times profile of the composer by Jesse Green and a transcript of the joint session with Kander and his latest collaborator, Miranda, on Stephen Colbert’s Late Show.  I also added the review of New York, New York’s Broadway opening from Variety, the national entertainment industry publication.

[The resulting draft ended up too long to remain a single post, so I split it in two, arranged the components in chronological order by publication and air dates (except for the Variety review, which appears at the end of the collection as a kind of final word).]

“THE LATE SHOW WITH STEPHEN COLBERT: LIN-MANUEL MIRANDA/JOHN KANDER”

[The first piece in my John Kander assemblage is the double interview of Kander and Miranda by host Stephen Colbert on CBS-TV’s The Late Show.  The episode originally aired on Tuesday, 4 April 2023 (Season 8, Episode 97); when the late-night talk show went into reruns because of the Writers Guild of America’s strike (see “2023 Writers Guild Strike,” 1 June 2023, and “‘AI in the Arts Is the Destruction of the Film Industry. We Can’t Go Quietly’” by Justine Bateman, 4 June 2023), it was repeated on 5 June.

[A few words about the transcription below:  There were actually two posted transcripts, one complete—including the commercials!—and one reproducing only a section of the interview.  The video of The Late Show had captions, which were also “complete,” but not always accurate.  The captions, which were line-by-line—i.e., no paragraphing or other divisions—were in all caps. 

[The other “complete” text was in all lower case, even the names, and also un-paragraphed—one, long passage.  None of the transcripts was accurate—they often contradicted one another—so after typing them up—the “complete” transcription didn’t allow copying—I had to go back and listen to the video in a stop-rewind-and-go method to reconcile them with the recording.

[So, the result you will read below is a combination of three transcribers and my own rendering of the conversation, plus my interpretation of the punctuation, capitalization, paragraphing, and other typographical considerations.  I’ve also added some bracketed explanatory and identifying insertions I thought would be helpful.]

Lin-Manuel Miranda and John Kander talk about their writing process, which unfolds with ease each time they start a new project, despite the significant age gap between them. Kander and Miranda’s new show, “New York, New York,” is playing now at Broadway’s St. James Theater.

Stephen Colbert: Ladies and gentlemen, my guests tonight are Broadway legends, with over 20 musicals under their belts.  One of them wrote the scores for “Cabaret” [1966-68; three Broadway revivals] and “Chicago” [Broadway première, 1975-77; Broadway revival, 1996-Present; longest running American musical in Broadway history].  The other one created “In the Heights” [Off-Broadway (37 Arts/Theatre A in Hell’s Kitchen/Clinton), February-July 2007; Broadway, 2008-11] and “Hamilton” [Off-Broadway (Joseph Papp Public Theater/Newman Theater in the East Village), February-May 2015; Broadway, 2015-Present]  Please welcome to “The Late Show,” Lin-Manuel Miranda and John Kander!

John, thank you for being here.  Lin, always a pleasure.  Welcome back. 

[CHEERS and APPLAUSE.] 

Look at that.  You don’t get that every night.

John Kander, Lin-Manuel Miranda, lovely to see both of you.  You are both giants of the musical theater world.

John, you’ve been at it a little bit longer than Lin over there.  How old are you, Sir?

John Kander: 96.

Stephen Colbert: 96.  Born in 1927, then? 

John Kander: Yes.

Stephen Colbert: This theater was built in 1927.  Yeah, you guys are twins.

John Kander: I feel so much better now,

Stephen Colbert: When did Lin come on your radar?

John Kander: I can remember that exactly.  I went to see an Off-Broadway production of “In the Heights” because a friend of mine was in it.  I didn’t know anything about him [indicating Lin-Manuel Miranda], and I saw this miracle on the stage.  And I stayed behind to – I’m not a very aggressive person, but I did stay behind because I wanted to meet him and find out who was responsible for this.  [LAUGHTER and APPLAUSE.] 

Well, that’s really true.

Lin-Manuel Miranda: That’s really true and he invited me to lunch and I was so scared – ’cause here I am, eating lunch with the guy who wrote some of my favorite musicals, and we sat down around the corner from your house, and the first thing he said to me was, “Do you ever feel when you’re writing a song like you have no idea what you’re doing?” and that immediately, like, leveled the playing field and then we just started talking about songwriting.  We are still talking about it 15 years later.

John Kander: And it’s funny, our series of luncheons were something that just sort of evolved.  I learned a lot from him, and still am.  And we became fast friends.  And so, here we are.

Lin-Manuel Miranda: Here we are, inside the TV.

Stephen Colbert: There it is.  There you go.

Well, so you guys started working together after those lunches and now you’re working on “New York, New York.”  What is that about?

Lin-Manuel Miranda: “New York, New York” is . . . well, it takes its name and the barest slivers of plot from the original [1977] Scorsese film, starring Robert de Niro and Liza Minelli.  But it really is a love letter to New York City.

It takes place just after World War II and it’s about musicians coming to the city – citizens coming from all over the world to become themselves in New York.  That song that John so brilliantly writes, they are looking for their major chord which is music, money, love, not necessarily in that order.

Stephen Colbert: Let’s talk about the title song.  John what do you remember about writing “New York, New York”?  I know that the form of the song that we all know and love now is no longer the original form of the song. 

John Kander: Thank God.  [LAUGHTER.]

Stephen Colbert: I would agree.  I have heard the original. 

John Kander: You have?

Stephen Colbert: I have. 

John Kander: You must be killed.

Stephen Colbert: I heard that Terry Gross interview. 

[Gross is host of an interview-based radio show distributed nationally by National Public Radio.  Her program, Fresh Air, aired a segment with Kander on 17 March 2017; it was broadcast on WNYC, the NPR outlet in New York City.]

I think you did a good job on that rewrite of that song.  How did it come about?

John Kander: Well, Fred and I . . .

Stephen Colbert: Fred Ebb, your writing partner for so many years.

John Kander: We went down . . . .  We were assigned to write a score for what we called “New York, New York.”  Martin Scorsese was directing it and Liza Minelli and Robert de Niro were in it.  And we went down to Marty’s office and we played our score.  I think there were seven, eight songs, something like that.  He and Liza were very complimentary.

And we started to go home.  Over on the couch was somebody we hadn’t met, and that was Robert de Niro.  All we saw of him was an arm that went up.  Scorsese said, “Excuse me just a minute.  Robert de Niro wants to speak with me.” 

He went over and sat on the couch with him and then I saw two arms doing that.  [Demonstrates raising an arm and waving.]  And then Scorsese came back and in the most embarrassed way said that de Niro feels that the title song, which is associated with him, is not as strong as “The World Goes ’Round,” which is associated with Liza’s character,  He really could hardly get the words out.  He said, “Would you guys mind going back and taking another crack at it?”

Stephen Colbert: How did you feel about that?

John Kander: Freddy and I, in our politest stiffness, said, “Of course.”  [LAUGHTER.]

Stephen Colbert: Of course they lied.  [LAUGHTER.]

John Kander: Anyway, we left and we went back to Freddy’s apartment, and we were so pissed off that some actor was going to tell us how to wrote . . . .

Stephen Colbert: Some actor.  “Bobby d” somebody or other.

John Kander: Anyhow, we went into Freddy’s study and in 45 minutes wrote this other song that we know as “New York, New York,” and we took it back, and they got to it and liked the song.

The point of it all is that de Niro was absolutely right.  The original song we wrote was so embarrassing. 

Actually, Sam Davis, our music coordinator, sneaked it into the underscoring.

Stephen Colbert: So it is somewhere in this musical?

John Kander: I’m not telling you where.

Lin-Manuel Miranda: By the way, I think that’s the secret of the song’s success and why it has become a New York anthem.  Because they wrote it while they were a little pissed off and I think every New Yorker is a little pissed off.

Stephen Colbert: Who do you think you are?  I’ll show you greatness.

Lin-Manuel Miranda: That has just a little “[BLEEP] you” in it.  A little “bam, bam, bad-uh-duh” [scats the song’s thematic beat].

Stephen Colbert: The line “If you can make it there” . . . it’s one of the most famous lines in the song and one of the most famous things associated with New York now.  What is the moment you realized you had made it?

Lin, let’s start with you.

Lin-Manuel Miranda: I always say I’ll never make a bigger leap in my life than going from substitute teacher at my old high school to Broadway composer, which was the leap I made when “In the Heights” made it from Off-Broadway to Broadway.  I was still sobbing. 

Stephen Colbert: You weren’t even a permanent teacher.

Lin-Manuel Miranda: I relied on teachers at my old high school to get sick five times a month and then I could pay my rent. 

So that was the biggest leap I’ll ever take in my life.

But I think the moment was kind of . . . I think the moment you realize you’re a New Yorker is when you can walk into your bodega and they just start making the order because you are there every day.

Stephen Colbert: They know.

John, what is your . . . what’s your sense of being a New Yorker, John?  Do you have a thing you associate with really being a New Yorker?

John Kander: Yeah.  Some of it I think is . . . I was saying in the other room, something I didn’t realize until today.  I think I have always been a New Yorker, even when I was growing up in Kansas City.  [LAUGHTER.]

Stephen Colbert: What is that ineffable thing?

John Kander: Okay.  This is the substance of the show, really, and it’s something I believe truly, deeply. 

I think that New York City is the greatest social experiment that the world has ever seen.  [APPLAUSE.] 

Stephen Colbert: What are the elements of the experiment?

John Kander: I think everybody lives in New York and everybody’s natural enemy lives in New York.  Truly.  And the fact is, for the most part, they don’t kill each other.  And if you think of other big cities in the world . . . you think of London and all of the people who live there from all over the world and the English.  Think of all the people in Paris and all of the people from all over the world who live there and the French.  In New York, there is only others.  [APPLAUSE.] 

[COMMERCIAL BREAK.]

Stephen Colbert: We are back with two of the biggest names on Broadway, the composers of the new musical, “New York, New York,” John Kander and Lin-Manuel Miranda.

You say that you you've been writing since you were quite small. I want to get to what your first song was in just a moment.

Lin, do you remember the first song you wrote?

Lin-Manuel Miranda: I think it was into my Fisher-Price tape recorder.  It was called “The Garbage Pail Kids Are In Town.”  It was about all the different Garbage Pail Kids [a series of sticker trading cards produced by the Topps Company, originally released in 1985] because I collected Garbage Pail Kids cards and they were coming to town.

Stephen Colbert: John, what was your first song? Do you remember?

John Kander: Yeah. It was it was a Christmas carol I wrote when I was in second grade.  I didn't find out until many years later that my second-grade teacher, Miss Mathews, had called my folks and said, “I just want to tell you that John wrote a Christmas carol.  Is that all right?  Because I know you're Jewish.”  [LAUGHTER.]

Stephen Colbert: What did your folks say?  Was that okay?

John Kander: That was fine with them. They tried to explain to me that there was more to it than that.  [LAUGHTER.] 

Stephen Colbert: You wrote for so many years. You wrote for over 40 years with your partner, Fred Ebb.  What is it like to continue to compose and create songs without him?  What are the challenges and what are some of the discoveries you made?

John Kander: Well, after Freddy died in 2004, there were some left-over projects which I vowed to finish.  And I began to work with other people, with myself, and I think I found out that I couldn't not write.  And that's really the whole secret.

It's like a habit that you just can't get rid of, and I've been really, really lucky that I get to play in the sandbox with people like him.  [Points to Lin-Manuel Miranda.  APPLAUSE.]

Stephen Colbert: Lin, I know that you have been inspired by John and Fred Ebb and I understand that you wrote “The Room Where It Happens,” extraordinary song from “Hamilton,” as a love letter to them. How so?

Lin-Manuel Miranda: Yeah, that’s my song in “Hamilton” that’s my little hat nod to Kander and Ebb.  It's a very different style from the rest of it because, and again, we've had many conversations about how we don't recognize our own styles.  

I told John this and he said, “What are you talking about?”  The only real tell is at the end of that song.  If you listen, it goes . . . the great Leslie Odom, Jr., sings, “I want to be in the room,” and then he goes, “click, boom, pshhh,” and that’s “All That Jazz” [from Chicago].  That is a straight-up “All That Jazz” steal.  And that’s my little love letter to them.

[COMMERCIAL BREAK.]

Stephen Colbert: We are back with the great John Kander and Lin-Manuel Miranda.

John, who were some of your heroes?  You are a hero of Lin-Manuel Miranda.  Who were some of your heroes when you were coming up and first create your music?

John Kander: George Gershwin, Irving Berlin, Jerome Kern. 

Every generation had its own – not just musical heroes but influences and what really kind of dazzles me, when we work together, that we are separated by not just two generations, by three generations.  And yet the actual process of writing and working is almost absurdly easy.

Lin-Manuel Miranda: Yeah.

Stephen Colbert: Really?  Even though sometimes when you approach a . . . start a song, you think, “I don’t know what I’m doing”?

John Kander: But you never know what you’re doing.

Lin-Manuel Miranda: But we go there together.

Stephen Colbert: That’s a lonely place to be alone.  What is that feeling like when you realize you’ve gone from not knowing to knowing something?  How does that happen?  What is the mysterious moment when the blank page turns into not an accusation but a possibility?

Lin-Manuel Miranda: We talk about that all the time actually.

John Kander: In the first place, you never know much.  You really don’t.

But something begins to happen and if you’re working with another person, you begin to pile idea on idea – and it’s an adventure.  And if you don’t put some god up there telling you that’s no good, you can go ahead and just do it.

Lin-Manuel Miranda: Yeah, and his hands are really fast.  A lot of what writing is to us is us just eating bagels and talking about what’s on TV and then at a certain point, we will turn to the piano and talk about the idea we have.  His hands will start going and I will just start trying to write words to keep up with what’s coming out of his hands and the first song we wrote together, the opening number of “New York, New York,” we wrote in about an hour and 15 minutes.

I filmed us singing through it for the first time and there’s a moment where we are looking at each other.  [BLEEP] this exists now!  [APPLAUSE.]

John Kander: He just said something really important I think a lot of people don’t understand with people who make art, tf you will.  One of the great . . . one of the great things about making stuff is something is there that was not there before.  I can’t tell you what an ego trip that is.

Stephen Colbert: John, thank you so much for being here.  Lovely to talk to you.  Lin, as always, thank you.  “New York, New York” is on Broadway at the St. James Theatre.  Here you go.  Lin-Manuel Miranda and John Kander!

[New York, New York was nominated for Tony Awards, handed out on Sunday, 11 June, in nine categories, including best musical.  The ceremony was held uptown at the United Palace, 175th Street and Wadsworth Avenue in Washington Heights. 

[Of the nine nominations, New York, New York won one award, Best Scenic Design of a Musical to Beowulf Boritt (who also won the Drama Desk Award for Outstanding Scenic Design of a Musical).  

[John Kander was separately honored with a special award for lifetime achievement in the theater, presented by his latest collaborator, Lin-Manuel Miranda.  For the awards show, which substituted performances for spoken speeches, jokes, and introductions, the cast of New York, New York performed the musical's opening number, “Cheering for Me Now,” and the title tune, “New York, New York.”].

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“A MAJOR CHORD, UNDIMINISHED”
by Jesse Green 

[On 9 April 2023, New York Times review-writer Jesse Green published this lengthy profile of Kander in the “Arts & Leisure” section of the Sunday paper.]

John Kander, composer of ‘Chicago’ and ‘Cabaret,’ is making a brand-new start of it with ‘New York, New York.’

It’s not that John Kander wasn’t touched by John Kander Day. The composer of the song “New York, New York” — played at every Yankees home game and known worldwide from its first five notes — was obviously moved when the city’s mayor handed him a framed proclamation in front of the St. James Theater in Midtown Manhattan. Nor was he jaded, he later said, about having that block of West 44th Street, from Broadway to Eighth Avenue, christened Kander & Ebb Way in recognition of his work and that of Fred Ebb, his longtime lyricist, who died in 2004.

Still, of Kander’s thousands of songs, seven movie scores and 20 major musicals, including “Chicago” and “Cabaret”, not one bar was written with the idea of getting a piece of pavement named for him. If Ebb, with his brasher, needier personality, would have eaten up the honor, Kander seems at best to withstand it, embarrassed by too much attention or praise. He is so militantly unassuming that the highest compliment he will pay himself is the one his mother used to offer: “A horse can’t do any better.”

So on March 24, as a choir sang and a crowd cheered and his friend Lin-Manuel Miranda read Ebb’s beautiful lyric for the song “First You Dream,” Kander, who had turned 96 days earlier, was thinking less about what was going on outside the St. James than what was going on inside it. There, a few hours after the ceremony, his 16th new Broadway musical, “New York, New York” — named for “that song,” which he doesn’t even like — would offer its first public preview. Directed and choreographed by Susan Stroman [b. 1954], it is set to open on April 26.

Though the plot is only tangentially related to that of the 1977 Martin Scorsese film starring Robert De Niro and Liza Minnelli, the stage musical, with a book by David Thompson and Sharon Washington, naturally includes its big numbers. Others are from the Kander and Ebb trunk, some never previously performed onstage. But much of the score is new. Six songs are collaborations with Miranda, who said the problem with writing lyrics for Kander is “just keeping up” as the melodies pour out, sometimes via voice memo at 3 in the morning. The rest, whether swingy or Schuberty or uncategorizable, are by Kander alone.

At an age when most artists are resting on their laurels, or beneath them, Kander, the last of the great Golden Age composers, just keeps going. Other than arthritis in his hands, he is unimpaired physically; he trots up and down the three-story spiral staircase to his studio faster than I dared when I spent a few hours there with him. To the annoyance of his husband, Albert Stephenson, and everyone around him, he eats dessert regularly and generously, with no ill effect. “I do my chores, too,” he said: washing the dishes and making the bed, tight as a drum, as he was taught at Camp Nebagamon when he was 10.

Well, lots of people remain spry seemingly forever. What worries artists, and especially composers, is the possibility of drying up creatively. Even musical theater titans like [Richard] Rodgers and [Irving] Berlin succumbed to harmonic meekness and rhythmic sclerosis as they approached their 70s. Certainly after Ebb’s death, and after fulfilling a promise to shepherd as many of the team’s unfinished musicals to Broadway as he could — “Curtains” in 2007, “The Scottsboro Boys” in 2010 and “The Visit” in 2015 — Kander might have been expected to coast into retirement on tributes and revivals.

But no: Even before that job was finished, he’d jumped back into the water. In 2013 came “The Landing,” in 2017, “Kid Victory,” and in 2018 a dance play based on the Henry James novella “The Beast in the Jungle.” All three pieces, produced Off Broadway at the Vineyard Theater, were experimental in a way you might expect from someone at the start of a career, not seven decades into it. And now, even as “New York, New York” opens, another show is aborning.

So it seems almost Sisyphean that while a music assistant is busy digitizing Kander’s archive and preparing the paper assets for eventual donation to the New York Public Library for the Performing Arts, the man himself is sitting nearby at a keyboard, cranking out more every day.

That’s not the right phrase, though. Even if he were in fact profoundly lazy, as Ebb insisted and Kander does not deny, composing is hardly drudgery for him. It’s more of a geological process, water rising from an aquifer, desperate to be tapped. If he doesn’t let the music out through his hands — or block it by listening to somebody else’s — it might drown him.

Which means he is always listening: Music plays in his head, he said, “like a radio you can’t turn off.” It began, he believes, some 35,000 John Kander Days ago, when, as a baby in Kansas City, Mo., he contracted tuberculosis. Isolated on a sleeping porch and able to sense his family only when they approached the screen door, he learned to associate the sound of footsteps coming toward him with the imminence of loved ones. “I think I began to organize sound in my head then, out of necessity.”

Footsteps go both ways though. If, as he said, a “residue of loneliness” remains from that experience, it’s a loneliness for which “the most fortunate antidote” has been companionship and collaboration. Though many people assumed that Kander and Ebb were a couple — their 45-year partnership was more intense and monogamous than many marriages — the men were not socially close. But he and Stephenson, a dancer in Kander and Ebb’s “The Act,” have been together since 1977, married since 2008. Some of Kander’s loveliest songs were written not for any show but for him.

As for collaboration, it’s no accident that Kander surrounds himself with a rotating roster of familiar names. “Next to the greatest sex you can imagine, making art with your friends is as good as it gets,” he said. He’s worked with Stroman six times, Thompson eight times and Washington, a featured performer in “The Scottsboro Boys,” twice. Half the music team are old Kander hands too, making the March 14 sitzprobe [German for ‘seated rehearsal’; first run-through of an opera or musical in which the orchestra and singers rehearse together and the singers sit or stand at microphones, but don’t perform any actions or movements] — the first rehearsal with the cast and the orchestra — a reunion and, as it happened, a party. You haven’t really heard “Happy Birthday” until a Broadway chorus of 37, accompanied by 19 crack musicians, sings it in a crowded, reverberant room.

“There are a lot of really gorgeous places to be on this earth,” Kander told them, “but none as gorgeous as this.”

That a love parade attends him wherever he goes — I’m part of it, having worked for him 40 years ago, sleuthing for a lost score — doesn’t mean he’s a pushover. At the sitzprobe he spoke rarely but made his points. Wanting a song called “A Simple Thing Like That” to be “less waltzy,” he suggested removing the triangle from the downbeats. For “Light,” one of the new Kander-Miranda songs, painting in ethereal music a portrait of Manhattanhenge [see Manhattanhenge 2023: Where & How to See It | AMNH], he asked for a more unpredictable spacing of the dissonant chords that bring it to such a startling close. And “Gold,” a flamboyant conga sequence, needed more schmaltz. “Lower your standards,” he instructed the orchestra.

As that sampling of song types attests, “New York, New York” tells many stories, about people from many backgrounds. The main one is the troubled romance between a Black singer (Anna Uzele) and an Irish musician (Colton Ryan). Secondary ones concern a Polish refugee and his violin teacher; a Cuban drummer and his mother; and a Black trumpet-playing G.I. Most have come to New York after World War II to make art or save their souls — or both at once. As a new song called “Major Chord” puts it, they seek the trifecta of “music, money, love.”

“Maybe you get one, maybe you get two,” Stroman said. “But it’s hard to get three.”

Still, Kander adds, summing up the theme, “New York is where you have the best chance of being who you see yourself as.”

He would know, having come here for just that reason, in 1951, after college and military service. The banners welcoming his transport ship from the Pacific — “Welcome Home! Well Done!” — immediately made sense: This was where he was meant to be.

The “well done” part he does not take as seriously; his service was mostly spent playing piano for officers and at one point running $400,000 [about $6¾ million today] worth of Canadian Club whisky to Manila — along with 11 cows.

Yet “well done” surely applies to him now. “He lives his life correctly,” Stroman observed. Perhaps that’s why no one speaks invidiously of him, even though few major chords are as undiminished as his. Music, he has abundantly; money, in spades — “Chicago” alone, the longest-running American musical ever on Broadway, has grossed more than $1.6 billion worldwide. And love, absolutely, even if it had to wait until his 50s. “Happiness is one of the last things you learn, if you ever do,” he said.

That he is adored by younger colleagues is partly because he serves as a beacon of the possibility of lifelong growth. (Taking them to lunch when they are barely known, as he took Miranda, doesn’t hurt either.) Stroman marvels at the muscle of his musical storytelling, built up by decades of doing it. “If I say to him ‘I imagine a girl walking down the beach and she meets the love of her life,’” she said, “he can leap up to the piano and that is exactly the story you hear in his melody.”

But for Kander, aging as an artist is less about the expansion than the concentration of skill. “By the time [Giuseppe] Verdi [1813-1901] wrote ‘Falstaff’ [1893], when he was almost 80,” he said, “he had learned to do in 16 measures what in ‘Nabucco’” [1842] — 50 years earlier — “would have taken him a big aria and a cabaletta and all that. There’s nothing wasted, no decoration, just the thing itself. I’m not lucky enough to have had that experience a lot, but I recognize it when I see it and it almost makes me laugh.”

There’s that modesty again, reflexive but also pragmatic. Stroman summarizes the two biggest things she’s learned about collaboration from Kander as “no bad ideas” — which actually means plenty of them, freely offered and freely rejected — and “leave egos at the door.” Kander wants his drama onstage only.

“What we do is a craft,” he insisted. “I mean you can have a great inner talent, and a lot of people do, but without craft it’s very hard for the talent to emerge. Also the reverse is true. You may not feel particularly inspired by a commitment you’ve made, or a moment you’re supposed to create, but you still have to write those 12 bars to cover someone crossing the stage.”

Even worse, you might have to write a second version of “New York, New York.” When De Niro complained that the first was too “light,” Kander and Ebb, in a snit, tossed off the famous one in 45 minutes. “Which does the job and audiences like it and De Niro was right and it’s a great piece of luck,” Kander said ruefully. “But I just don’t get it.”

At the sitzprobe, they got it. When the brass and saxes swung in big at the top of the tune, the cast reared back, as if hit by a tornado. Tears of something like joy flew from their eyes, if not from Kander’s. When I later forced him to name some songs he’s actually proud of, he admitted only to ballads, not Ebb’s beloved “screamers.” “I Miss the Music” from “Curtains.” “I Don’t Care Much,” written as a dinner boast between coffee and dessert. And a new one, set in the Whispering Gallery at Grand Central Station, perhaps inevitably called “Can You Hear Me?”

Off the top of my head, I could name 30 others he ought to include.

“I appreciate that, but it’s independent of me. My fingers find something, as if they have little brains of their own. The keyboard is my friend, since I was 4. Being an artist is much more like being a carpenter than like being God: Something will happen. Or you tear it up. And start again.”

A horse can’t do any better.

[Jesse Green worked in musical theater during the 1980s, and in 1983 he helped John Kander find the lost score for “The Happy Time” (Los Angeles, 1967; Broadway, 1968).

[He is the chief theater critic for the New York Times. His latest book is Shy (Farrar, Straus and Giroux, 2022), with and about the composer Mary Rodgers (see the post “Shy by Mary Rodgers” on Rick On Theater on 1 November 2022, with reports by Kirk Woodward and others). Green is also the author of a novel, O Beautiful (Available Press, 1992), and a memoir, The Velveteen Father (Villard, 1999).]